Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN FIVE CDs FROM THE METALSUCKS MANSION ARCHIVES!!! August 2nd, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Congrats to the reader that asked he be identified only […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 240 31 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: “RICOCHET” August 2nd, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Spurred by a lazy crossword clue in The Onion (36 down, four […]
Green Eggs and Slam 800 LET’S TALK ABOUT CRAZY TOWN #early00s #numetal August 2nd, 2011 at 3:30pm Sergeant D When you think about it, the late 90s are maybe […]
Cinemetal 170 CINEMETAL: BLOOD SWEAT AND VINYL – DIY IN THE 21ST CENTURY August 2nd, 2011 at 3:00pm Satan Rosenbloom One of the things that I love most about underground […]
Everyone's Replaceable 260 EXCLUSIVE: LAST CHANCE TO REASON LOSE TWO BAND MEMBERS August 2nd, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein (photo by Jessica Ann Harvey) Augusta, ME progressive metal outfit Last […]
Cinemetal 200 I’D BE SCARED IF I WAS STUCK IN THIS TERRIBLE VIDEO, TOO August 2nd, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Aittala’s new video, for the song “Juliet,” is about how […]
A View From the Pit 200 PHOTOS: SUMMER SLAUGHTER AT THE FILLMORE IN SAN FRANCISCO, JULY 29, 2011 August 2nd, 2011 at 1:30pm MetalSucks As we mentioned yesterday, this past Friday, Miikka Skaffari, our newest […]
Music Premieres 210 EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE: LEPROUS, “THORN” (FEAT. IHSAHN) August 2nd, 2011 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein If you’re a regular MetalSucks reader and you like Ihsahn […]
Cinemetal 240 BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD TAKE ON GRIM REAPER, MERCYFUL FATE, MORBID ANGEL August 2nd, 2011 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein One of the great travesties of the Beavis & Butt-Head […]
Not Quite Metal? 310 “I GIVE THE LOWEST AMOUNT OF F*CK HUMANLY POSSIBLE” August 2nd, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I know this Jon Lajoie is in no way, shape, […]
Unsigned and Unholy 80 UNSIGNED AND UNHOLY: SENTINEL, TELLUSION, DEAD CHANNELS August 2nd, 2011 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein I’m going to put about as much effort into writing […]
Rampant Rumors 480 BTBAM, ANIMALS AS LEADERS AND TESSERACT TOUR IS A GO August 2nd, 2011 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein [UPDATE! BTBAM have officially announced the tour and all dates […]
Cinemetal 80 ZEE PLANE, BATTLECROSS, ZEE PLANE! August 2nd, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Today Metal Blade releases Battlecross’ full-length debut, Pursuit of Honor, […]
New Stuff 460 DAMN YOU, SKELETONWITCH, AND YOUR “INFERNAL RESURRECTION” August 2nd, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Skeletonwitch must be one of the most metal metal bands […]
Rigged 200 RIGGED: RED FANG’S AARON BEAM ON THE “JUNK” IN HIS ROCKSTAR ENERGY MAYHEM FESTIVAL GEAR RIG August 1st, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks (photo from Oregon Live) As part of our coverage of […]
Editorials 80 KYLÄHULLUT AIN’T NO HATE CREW August 1st, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Let’s take a look at a band that, amazingly enough, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 500 31 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: “LAND OF SUNSHINE” August 1st, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Spurred by a lazy crossword clue in The Onion (36 down, four […]
What the...?? 120 METAL MUSICIAN RORSCHACH TESTS August 1st, 2011 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein I haven’t a clue how the folks (folk?) at Blot […]
...And F*ck You Too 520 NO, JUGGALOS DON’T NEED SECURITY August 1st, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Earlier today, Noisecreep published an interview with Insane Clown Posse’s […]
Freeloader 110 FREELOADER: ESCHATON’S AN INSTRUMENT OF DARKNESS August 1st, 2011 at 2:30pm Satan Rosenbloom Welcome to the latest edition of “Freeloader,” in which we […]
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