Cinemetal 80 PAIN’S “THE GREAT PRETENDER”: A BUNNY AND A MONKEY WALK INTO A BANK… June 7th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Pain — which, in case you didn’t know, is the Peter […]
Interviews 60 MATT HENDERSON: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW June 7th, 2011 at 2:30pm Gary Suarez Agnostic Front. Blind Approach. Madball. Guitarist Matt Henderson made his […]
The Webernets 350 APPLE TAKES IT TO THE iCLOUD June 7th, 2011 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein After months of speculation and having been beaten to the […]
Everyone's Replaceable 160 EVAN SEINFELD IS OUT OF BIOHAZARD June 7th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg This picture: STILL FUNNY! Evan Seinfeld and Biohazard have parted […]
Viral Vomit 80 THIS GIVES THE TERM “COOKIE MONSTER VOCALS” A WHOLE NEW MEANING June 7th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg D’OH! Vince posted this back in 2009. Yep, we’ve now […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 460 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY – THE JUNE 7TH, 2011 EDITION June 7th, 2011 at 12:30pm Vic Vaughn June is going to be a huge month for metal […]
Metal in the Media 1530 EVEN MY MOM IS WORRIED ABOUT METAL STAYING TR00 June 7th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg An actual e-mail I received from my mother this morning: […]
Tour de Force 30 BREAK LIKE THE FIREWIND June 7th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Note: Seeing Firewind live will not cause actual breaking of […]
New Stuff 150 UNEARTH SIT BACK AND “WATCH IT BURN” June 7th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg If “Ruination of the Lost,” the new Unearth track we […]
Power Metal Party 130 POWERWOLF + A VIDEO OF A NAKED FAT CHICK ON PCP TERRORIZING SOMEONE’S STREET June 7th, 2011 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Thanks to reader Ryan Durinick for sending in two songs […]
Poll 1,0230 THE TOP 25 MODERN METAL GUITARISTS: THE READERS’ POLL June 7th, 2011 at 10:00am MetalSucks We’ve published our list. Now it’s your turn. We’re going to […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Guitarists 3920 THE REAL #1: DAVID DAVIDSON (REVOCATION) June 6th, 2011 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine who are The […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Guitarists 1510 #1: KIRK HAMMETT (METALLICA) June 6th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine who are The […]
Tour de Force 500 METALSUCKS MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR 2011 ANNOUNCEMENT, DAY 4 June 6th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks So this being metal, the powers-that-be decided they wanted to […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 100 EVERYBODY LOVES TOM ARAYA June 6th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF At age five, Tom Araya left Chile with his family […]
New Stuff 80 RHAPSODY OF FIRE’S NEW SONG IS APPROPRIATELY RIDICULOUS June 6th, 2011 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein When I want power metal that’s fast, over-the-top, full of […]
Freeloader 110 FREELOADER: A GREENBERGIAN ANALYSIS OF FOUR ALBUMS BY LONELY DUDES June 6th, 2011 at 3:00pm Satan Rosenbloom Welcome to the latest edition of “Freeloader,” in which we […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 250 PAUL MASVIDAL: “CYNIC ALREADY HAS PLENTY OF MATERIAL FOR A NEW RECORD” June 6th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Cynic’s Paul Masvidal has been on something of a hiatus […]
The Webernets 170 METALLICA, SLAPPIN’ DEE BASS, MON June 6th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg There’s a pretty legendary story about how a pre-Primus Les […]
Tour de Force 570 GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS 2011: INFOMERCIAL RELEASED! June 6th, 2011 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Making fun of juggalos is passe at this point; been […]
