Hipsters Out Of Metal! 460 HOOM! ANALYSIS: METALLICA, LOU REED’S SECRET PROJECT SHOULD STAY SECRET June 16th, 2011 at 10:30am Anso DF I haven’t yet done the research, but as of this […]
Album of the Day 40 ALBUM OF THE DAY: WITCHERY — DEAD, HOT, AND READY June 16th, 2011 at 10:00am MetalSucks As much as I bitch about summer and hot weather, […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 710 METALLICA MADE A RECORD WITH LOU REED June 16th, 2011 at 12:23am Axl Rosenberg Sorry to post at such an odd hour, but this […]
Br00tal-lists 1530 TOO SOON? AXL’S BEST OF 2011… SO FAR June 15th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Earlier today, Invisible Oranges’ Cosmo Lee noted that we’re now […]
Interviews 80 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: ORIGIN’S PAUL RYAN June 15th, 2011 at 4:30pm Dave Mustein Between the inclusion of Paul Ryan on our Top 25 […]
New Stuff 60 WOULD ANYONE LIKE SOME FREE COMPILATIONS? June 15th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Because two young upstart blogs have put together a few […]
Contests 0 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE DUDE FROM ONE OF OUR PHOTO CAPTION CONTESTS EDITION June 15th, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks A couple of months ago, as we’re wont to do […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 190 OH HAI! WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THE NEW VADER ALBUM… June 15th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg …and now that album, Welcome to the Morbid Reich, has cover […]
New Stuff 60 KYNG IS BOSS June 15th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg As I was looking over the Top Hard Music charts this […]
The Webernets 350 WORST YOUTUBE VOCAL COVER EVER OF THE WEEK: KID PRETENDS TO BE IN A RECORDING STUDIO, BUTCHERS SONG I DON’T EVEN LIKE June 15th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t really know much about I See Stars, but […]
Neilstein Soundscam 320 NEILSTEIN ROSENBERG SOUNDSCAM: DEF LEPPARD HAVE A POSSE June 15th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Vince isn’t here, so I guess it falls to me […]
Green Eggs and Slam 250 DID ANTHRAX INVENT TROLLFACE?? June 15th, 2011 at 1:00pm Sergeant D vs YOU BE THE JUDGE! [via Mad Magazine legend Sergio […]
Reviews 140 GIGAN’S QUASI-HALLUCINOGENIC SONIC LANDSCAPES: THE JOY OF TECH June 15th, 2011 at 12:30pm Sammy O'Hagar Maybe it’s hardened cynicism, but I’m always wary of stuff […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 1010 UNOFFICIAL PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WHY IS SEBASTIAN BACH SO SAD? June 15th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sebastian Bach has announced a September 27 release date for […]
Cinemetal 370 BLACK TIDE ARE ALL GROWN UP, STILL NOT GOOD June 15th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Kids grow up so fast these days! I remember a […]
New Stuff 40 CONTINUE YOUR CONTINUATION OF HUMP DAY WITH VADER’S “COME AND SEE MY SACRIFICE” June 15th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg When I’m in the right mood, I loves me some […]
New Stuff 290 CONTINUE YOUR HUMP DAY WITH IWRESTLEDABEARONCE’S “NEXT VISIBLE DELICIOUS” June 15th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg After debuting the song “Karate Nipples” right here on MetalSucks […]
New Stuff 400 START YOUR HUMP DAY WITH THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER’S RITUAL June 15th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg We’ve been hyping The Black Dahlia Murder’s Ritual for awhile […]
Tour de Force 750 METALSUCKS AND FULL METAL JACKIE PROUDLY PRESENT THE NORTH AMERICAN KHAOS 2011 TOUR WITH ARCH ENEMY, DEVILDRIVER, SKELETONWITCH, AND CHTHONIC! June 14th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks That’s right! As many of you have correctly guessed by […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN FIVE CDs FROM THE METALSUCKS MANSION ARCHIVES!!! June 14th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Big ups to readers Matthew Brignola and Travis Bellmare. They both correctly […]
0 - Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne Finally Wrote a Song So Awful that the Internet Has Collectively Rejected It
