\m/ 160 FIVE-YEAR-OLD DECLARES PIG DESTROYER “ONE OF THE BESTEST ONES.” January 12th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg It’s time: MetalSucks, in association with Chuck E. Cheese, needs […]
Rampant Rumors 180 SCION ROCK FEST 2011 LINEUP RUMORS BEGIN TO SWIRL January 12th, 2011 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein This year’s edition of the Scion Rock Fest is shaping […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 250 NEVERMIND THE BOLLOCKS, HERE’S A TEASER FOR THE NEW EMMURE ALBUM January 12th, 2011 at 10:00am Gary Suarez Fuck. Yes. Though it’s not even a minute long, the […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 160 METALSUCKS TO RELEASE MEEK IS MURDER’S ALGORITHMS January 11th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks In 2009, MetalSucks did a digital-only release for The Binary […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A CD OF YOUR CHOICE FROM THE METALSUCKS ARCHIVES! January 11th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Congrats to reader Alice Guspie! She correctly identified last week’s […]
New Stuff 330 TRE WATSON’S DEATH OF A MONARCH COMES OUT TODAY, CRUSHES NUTS January 11th, 2011 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein One-man instrumentalist Tre Watson is becoming something of a household […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 70 ALBUMS THAT WILL F*CK YOUR FACE OFF IN 2011: VICIOUS RUMORS, RAZORBACK KILLERS January 11th, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Vicious Rumors Razorback Killers Label – SPV/Steamhammer Release Date – […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 160 UNITED BLOOD FEST 2011: RE-RUN LINEUP LACKING IN SURPRISES January 11th, 2011 at 3:00pm Gary Suarez Though the year has only just begun, it’s never too […]
Unsigned and Unholy 230 UNEVEN STRUCTURE: A RESCUE FROM THE DJENTY DJOLDJRUMS OF SAMENESS January 11th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein As 2009 morphed into 2010 morphs into 2011, the djent […]
...And F*ck You Too 860 INSANE INDIVIDUALS LISTEN TO HEAVY METAL, NOT RUSH LIMBAUGH January 11th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg You would have to be going out of your way […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 50 ALBUMS THAT WILL F*CK YOUR FACE OFF IN 2011: OAKHELM, ECHTRA January 11th, 2011 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Oakhelm Echtra Label – Forest Moon Special Products Release Date […]
Music Premieres 450 EXCLUSIVE FULL ALBUM STREAM: ULCERATE ARE THE DESTROYERS OF ALL January 11th, 2011 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein New Zealand death metallers Ulcerate couldn’t have thought up a […]
Cinemetal 100 CINEMETAL ROUND-UP: NEW VIDEOS FROM TERROR, DEW-SCENTED, BELPHEGOR, THISORDER, AND ELEVENKING January 11th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg The sooner you just start thinking of these “Cinemetal Round-Up” […]
Black Collar Workers 300 THE 2010 NUMBERS ARE IN: ALBUMS SALES ARE STILL F*CKED January 11th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Not that this should be surprising, but the numbers are […]
...And F*ck You Too 450 MIKE PORTNOY IS AVAILABLE FOR BAR MITZVAHS January 11th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Watch out! These young bucks are taking over the world. […]
Album of the Day 190 ALBUM OF THE DAY: MAGNA-FI, BURN OUT THE STARS January 11th, 2011 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Mid ’00s Las Vegas hard rock outfit Magna-Fi were pretty […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 130 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: JANUARY 11th, 2011 January 11th, 2011 at 10:30am Vic Vaughn [Welcome to our new column, Shit That Comes Out Today. […]
\m/ 50 HAPPY BIRTHDAY AXL! January 11th, 2011 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein On Saturday we celebrated Axl’s birthday with our good friend […]
Contests 90 THE AMON AMARTH VIKING BEARD CONTEST: A FINAL CALL FOR ENTRIES! January 10th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks In case you haven’t heard, we’re having a fun little […]
Reviews 400 OWEN HART’S EARTH CONTROL WILL DROP YOU 78 FEET FROM A HARNESS January 10th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to get your face fucked right […]
