Viral Vomit 170 BLACK METAL IDOL October 4th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Because the contestant and the judges never appear in one […]
Cinemetal 170 BAND I’VE NEVER HEARD OF OFFERS UPDATE ON THE MONETARY VALUE OF GOLD October 4th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t know who Unruly Child are. But apparently they’ve […]
Viral Vomit 190 I WONDER IF THESE “HOTTEST GOTHIC GIRLS” WATCHED THAT VIDEO ON BEING A HOT METAL CHICK? October 4th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Well THANK GOD someone FINALLY took a collection of still […]
Viral Vomit 170 THE SECOND MOST METAL THING EVER SO FAR THIS MONTH: FRONTMAN OF SWEDISH BAND PUKES ON STAGE October 4th, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein With all due respect to those Slayer fans who hoisted […]
New Stuff 270 NEW UNDEROATH SONG IS LIKE A BLOWJOB WITH TEETH October 4th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Underoath are streaming a new song, “Illuminator,” on their official […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 80 THE TEAM THAT CHANGED THE WORLD: PROTEST THE HERO October 4th, 2010 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein I’ve said it before but it’s worth repeating: I absolutely […]
Everyone's Replaceable 210 LORDI DRUMMER FIRED FOR BEING UGLIER WITH THE MASK OFF October 4th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t care about Lordi so I don’t know why […]
\m/ 330 THE MOST METAL THING EVER SO FAR THIS MONTH: SLAYER CROWD HELPS FAN IN WHEELCHAIR GET A BETTER VIEW OF THE SHOW October 4th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Reader Tommy Smith sent us a link to the below […]
Cinemetal 130 (HED) P.E. LATEST BAND TO HIRE SINGER’S NEPHEW TO DIRECT VIDEO October 4th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Once upon a time there was a band called hed […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 270 THE HUMAN ABSTRACT LIFT THEIR DIGITAL VEIL October 4th, 2010 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein All’s been quiet from The Human Abstract since 2008’s controversial Midheaven […]
Album of the Day 190 ALBUM OF THE DAY: SUICIDAL TENDENCIES’ CONTROLLED BY HATRED October 4th, 2010 at 10:00am Sergeant D Suicidal Tendencies’ 1983 self-titled debut album is universally regarded as […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE WENT TO SOME METAL CONCERT-THINGS October 1st, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg In case you can’t tell by all the posting I’ve […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 290 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL ON PROPER ETIQUETTE FOR HOUSE GUESTS October 1st, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Ever had a free loader, moocher, or destructive human parasite […]
Munsters Mash 60 MUNSTERS MASH, PART 1: ANACRUSIS October 1st, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks It’s October, and Halloween season is officially here. This week, […]
Friggin' Danzig 540 Glenn Danzig Shops for His Own Kitty Litter October 1st, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Our friends at Metal Insider and Metal Injection both posted […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 120 FORBIDDEN EEEEEEEEEEEVILLLLLLLLLLL! October 1st, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF There was an ebb in excitement levels surrounding Forbidden’s recent […]
Green Eggs and Slam 380 ROOKS = YOU’RE MOSHING! October 1st, 2010 at 2:30pm Sergeant D There must be something in the water out there in […]
Cinemetal 240 MONSTER MAGNET ARE “GODS AND PUNKS” October 1st, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg So last night this dude was telling me that no […]
New Stuff 110 PRISTINA WEATHER THE DROUGHT ON CRUSHING DEBUT ALBUM October 1st, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein While I can’t necessarily attest to Pristina’s claim that their […]
Cinemetal 60 HALFORD’S OUTER SPACE VIDEO VERSUS MAIDEN’S OUTER SPACE VIDEO October 1st, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg So back in July, Iron Maiden released a video for […]
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