Viral Vomit 520 MESHUGGAH, VUVUZELA STYLE June 28th, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Thanks God the United States team was finally eliminated from […]
Reviews 100 STEMNING: NÀTTSÒL ARE NOT A NORWEGIAN MULTI-SURFACE CLEANER, BUT A DECENT MELODIC BLACK METAL BAND June 28th, 2010 at 1:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Despite its chief generalization — an obsession with “trueness”– black […]
Haterade 990 SH*TSTAIN #18 (REALLY #20): PACIFIST June 28th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fuck me naked with a spoon, this is awful. -AR […]
New Stuff 520 BIG CHOCOLATE + MITCH LUCKER = COMMISSIONER June 28th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Reader Dan Metcalfe e-mailed me last night to let me […]
\m/ 160 TONY DANCE PLAY THEIR NEW ALBUM TO “REAL PEOPLE” June 28th, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Axl Rosenberg on Danza III: The Series of Unfortunate Events, […]
Cinemetal 270 DIDJA MISS THE BIG FOUR LIVE MOVIE THEATER SATELLITE THINGY? NO WORRIES, ‘CAUSE IT’S ONLINE NOW! June 28th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I didn’t go to the Big Four Live from Sofia, […]
Heavy Metal Horrorscope 280 TERRORIST VINCE NEIL STILL TRYING TO KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE June 28th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg So according to Radar Online, Vince Neil was arrested this […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 210 NEW CEPHALIC CARNAGE ALBUM ART IS CHOICE; NEW MURDERDOLLS ALBUM ART, NOT SO MUCH June 28th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I usually get kinda depressed around Labor Day weekend, ’cause […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 80 SATURDAY BAND TO GET FLOORED TO June 26th, 2010 at 11:11am Kip Wingerschmidt Ever wonder where that sick band Torche came from? At […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE REDISCOVERED THE JOY OF PAINTING June 25th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I had completely forgotten about Vince’s love of Bob Ross […]
Question of the Week 590 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IS THE BIG FOUR MINI-TOUR AWESOME, OR JUST SAD? June 25th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Welcome to “Question of the Week,” a (sometimes) weekly debate […]
\m/ 170 THE DRUMS ARE ICE COLD June 25th, 2010 at 4:20pm Kip Wingerschmidt ….especially when the kit is made of ICE. Okay so […]
Music Dorkery 170 SEBASTIAN LANSER RIPPING IT UP ON THE DRUMS June 25th, 2010 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Or, as Kip would say, “The Drums Are Cool, especially when […]
Readers' Choice 90 AMENRA: “F*CK SOUNDTRACK TO THE BEST ORGASM OF YOUR LIFE” June 25th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg So says MetalSucks Maniac Lewis Walmsley, who categorizes the band […]
Editorials 470 IDIOTS IN ILLINOIS MAKE US ALL LOOK BAD June 25th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg The original slogan for MetalSucks back when we first started […]
Poll 340 POLL: A METALSUCKS TEXT MESSAGE LIST? June 25th, 2010 at 2:00pm MetalSucks A company recently approached us with the idea of creating […]
Show Reviews 710 FINDING FAULT WITH NACHTMYSTIUM June 25th, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein There’s been some backlash in our comments sections with regards […]
Reunion Mania 130 FOOTAGE FROM THE GODFLESH REUNION June 25th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I could’ve sworn I saw posters online claiming that Godflesh’s […]
What the...?? 680 TAKE THIS JUGGALO SEX ADVICE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR NEDEN HOLE June 25th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg OHMYGODJUGGALOSPLEASESTOPMAKINGITSOHARDNOTTOLAUGH!!!!!!!!!! I guess I should just accept that I’m never […]
The Webernets 90 BETWEEN THE HILARIOUS INTERVIEW AND ME June 25th, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein I feel like I’ve seen more BTBAM interviews on Metal […]
0 - Footnotes: A Handy Catalog of Every Song from Which Avenged Sevenfold’s Hail to the King “Borrows”
