Upcoming Bullsh*t 30 THE OSBOURNES DO SOMETHING RIGHT FOR A CHANGE, ADD DAISLEY AND KERSLAKE BACK TO BLIZZARD AND DIARY May 17th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Remember in 2002, when Ozzy Osbourne reissued Blizzard of Ozz […]
Music Dorkery 80 LASERS! LIGHTS! BTBAM! May 17th, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Lasers are kinda like boobs; I’ll always be transfixed by […]
Cinemetal 300 IWABO AND MR. BELDING WILL “SEE YOU IN SHELL” May 17th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I know that some of you are so opposed to […]
The Webernets 180 THE BEST FACEBOOK PAGE SINCE PICKLEBACK: DEPORT THE JUGGALOS! May 17th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The United States is devolving; might as well have some […]
Cinemetal 100 HOW TO DESTROY ANGELS’ “THE SPACE IN BETWEEN” PROVES THAT TRENT REZNOR IS STILL KING OF THE KILLER VIDEOS May 17th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg I don’t think that Nine Inch Nails have ever made […]
This Sucks 1990 R.I.P. RONNIE JAMES DIO, 1942-2010 May 16th, 2010 at 4:48pm MetalSucks The rumors have been confirmed; Ronnie James Dio lost his […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 90 SATURDAY BAND TO GET PSYCHED TO: WOODEN SHJIPS May 15th, 2010 at 12:54pm Kip Wingerschmidt When I was stuck on a mandatory extended vacation in […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE SHAVED BELLADONNA’S BUSH May 14th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yep, we talked a lot of smack on Joey Belladonna […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 690 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL ON STAGE ETIQUETTE FOR OPENING BANDS May 14th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Seeming as though there will never cease to be a […]
Readers' Choice 190 I DIG FLESHGOD APOCALYPSE, EVEN IF THEY CAN’T SPELL “THROUGH” CORRECTLY May 14th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks Maniac Mark Mortiz-Rabson e-mailed us about Italy’s Fleshgod Apocalypse […]
\m/ 160 A METAL MASH-UP THAT’S ACTUALLY WORTH A SH*T May 14th, 2010 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Like most of the interwebs I’m pretty sick of mash-ups. […]
New Stuff 170 NEVERMORE ARE “WITHOUT MORALS.” THIS IS WHY THEY HATE YOU. May 14th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Nah, not really. We hung out with Jeff Loomis a […]
Cinemetal 230 FIRST TWELVE MINUTES OF MARYLAND DEATHFEST: THE MOVIE ARE NOT PROMISING May 14th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg A deleted scene from Iron Man 2? Nope, just one […]
Exclusive 320 EXCLUSIVE SONG PREMIERE: NACHTMYSTIUM’S “ADDICTS” May 14th, 2010 at 2:00pm MetalSucks We’ve been raving about Nachtmystium’s Addicts: Black Meddle Pt. II […]
Metal in the Media 0 REMEMBER WHEN AXL ROSE GOT A WAKE-UP CALL FROM HOWARD STERN? May 14th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I guess it’s “oldie-but-goodie” interview day here at MetalSucks. So: […]
Viral Vomit 190 “DO YOU EVER EAT SOME LEMON PIE?” May 14th, 2010 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein I don’t want to ruin it for you, but this […]
Music Dorkery 160 NERDIN’ IT UP WITH A NEW KEITH MERROW JOINT May 14th, 2010 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Djent Guitar Dork Message Board Metal master Keith Merrow has a […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 40 YOU THINK YOU’RE TOUGH? May 14th, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Well, then you could be like these guys: … or […]
Cinemetal 120 WAR OF AGES GET ALL FLOUR-Y FOR THEIR NEW VIDEO May 14th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I know that it’s always a struggle for music video […]
Cinemetal 210 BIG CHOCOLATE, RENAISSANCE MAN May 14th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Cam Argon, a.k.a. “Big Chocolate,” is nineteen years old, and […]
0 - Clothing Chain H&M Creates Fake Metal Bands to Sell Merch, Releases a Song Called “Vaginal’s Juice Dripping into Cadaverous” [UPDATED: No, They Didn’t]
