Worst Week Ever 180 IN WHICH WE LEARNED HOW TO SPEAK FRENCH February 5th, 2010 at 5:40pm Vince Neilstein My car just got towed and I’m pissed. Really fucking […]
Not Quite Metal? 320 BIFFY CLYRO ARE BACK AND BIFFER THAN EVER February 5th, 2010 at 4:08pm Vince Neilstein “Biffy Clyro” always sounded like some kind of degenerative vaginal […]
Lick My Label 300 JIM FLORENTINE (OF THAT METAL SHOW) SIGNS WITH FAVORED NATIONS February 5th, 2010 at 3:20pm Vince Neilstein L.A. Guns (the Tracii Guns version) were just the first […]
New Stuff 120 ARE YOU GUYS HIP TO SOREPTION YET? February 5th, 2010 at 2:40pm Vince Neilstein Axl wrote about Soreption back in November, but judging by […]
Contests 190 ANTICHRIST CHRISTMAS CONTEST WINNERS ANNOUNCED February 5th, 2010 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Christmas may be long gone but we’re always in the […]
New Stuff 120 I’VE GOT A HEAT FETISH FOR THE BLED February 5th, 2010 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein There are some bands that certain people will never give […]
510 DOWNLOAD DOUBLE DRAGON’S DEVASTATOR… FOR FREE! February 5th, 2010 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Australia’s Double Dragon have apparently been tearing shit up on […]
Rampant Rumors 250 MAYHEM CANCEL TOUR WITH LUDICRA, KRALLICE AND TOMBS February 5th, 2010 at 12:00pm MetalSucks An anonymous industry insider close to the Mayhem camp has […]
The Webernets 2560 BAND NAME PRONUNCIATIONS February 5th, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Cosmo Lee posted a fun piece the other day about […]
Admin 280 SITE REFRESHING PROBLEM February 5th, 2010 at 11:15am MetalSucks We are aware that our site often immediately refreshes after […]
Metal Jewery 400 ISRAELI METAL BANDS THAT AREN’T ORPHANED LAND February 5th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg With Orphaned Land’s new album, The Never Ending Way Of […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 810 NEW BLEEDING THROUGH COVER ART February 5th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Okay so obviously that’s not it, but longtime readers will […]
Cinemetal 210 SHADOWS FALL BARK AT THE SHRINE OF JAKE E. LEE February 5th, 2010 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein No riff is as tasty as an ’80s metal riff […]
Contests 1370 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A WHITE WIZZARD BACK PATCH AND POSTER! February 4th, 2010 at 5:18pm Vince Neilstein Last week we had a Prosthetic Records 10-pack of CDs […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 220 DANGERS, WILL ROBINSON! DANGERS! February 4th, 2010 at 4:15pm Gary Suarez Hardcore has a template–musically and lyrically–which is why it’s always […]
Br00tal-lists 370 FIVE AWESOME UGLY KID JOE SONGS (THAT AREN’T “EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU” OR “CAT’S IN THE CRADLE”) February 4th, 2010 at 3:45pm Axl Rosenberg The other day I made my desire for an Ugly […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 1180 EMMURE BREAK OUT THEIR TINFOIL HATS February 4th, 2010 at 3:18pm Gary Suarez Emmure are currently rocking the fuck headlining the Mosh Lives […]
Tour de Force 360 AND THE SINGER FOR SLASH’S SOLO BAND IS… February 4th, 2010 at 2:14pm Axl Rosenberg With his virtually-guaranteed-to-suck new solo album coming out this spring, […]
Everyone's Replaceable 1570 TRIVIUM NOW ONE-QUARTER BETTER February 4th, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein I’ve personally never understood all the ire directed at Trivium […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 50 JOE JACKSON IS A DICK. NO, NOT THAT ONE. February 4th, 2010 at 1:20pm Anso DF If you’re reading this, you are a sexy genius with […]
