Upcoming Bullsh*t 250 A RE-WICHERS’ED SOILWORK IS READY AND RARING TO GO IN 2010 January 27th, 2010 at 2:58pm Vince Neilstein Soilwork have a lot to prove with their next record, […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 110 LANDMINE MARATHON’S SOVEREIGN DESCENT COVER ART IS BOSS January 27th, 2010 at 2:29pm Axl Rosenberg The cover of Landmine Marathon’s last album, Rusted Eyes Awake, […]
New Stuff 250 SAMPLES OF NEW MUSIC BY THE OCEAN ARE MAKING ME HORNY January 27th, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein I also haven’t had sex in over a week but […]
Music Dorkery 130 THE MOST METAL SONG IN THE WORLD OF THE DAY January 27th, 2010 at 1:32pm Vince Neilstein Self-aware metal songs always hit that sweet spot for me. […]
New Stuff 50 IMMOLATION NOT IMMOLATING SOUND QUALITY ON NEW TRACK* January 27th, 2010 at 1:01pm Vince Neilstein This ain’t exactly new news anymore, but I’ve been away […]
Cinemetal 170 VICTOR VON ACACIA STRAIN January 27th, 2010 at 12:29pm Axl Rosenberg I have seen The Acacia Strain’s new DVD, The Most […]
New Stuff 30 A NEW MELECHESH SONG WITH NO VOCALS IS BETTER THAN NO NEW MELECHESH SONG AT ALL January 27th, 2010 at 12:01pm Axl Rosenberg Holy crap, has it really been three years (almost to […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 140 MICHAEL ANGELO BATIO STILL KEEPING SHRED ALIVE ONE GUITAR NECK AT A TIME January 27th, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Monday’s Jumping Darkness Parade post in which Eyal shared his […]
MetalSucks Mansion Mayhem 210 VINCE’S WEST COAST ADVENTURE, THE ABRIDGED VERSION January 27th, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein So yeah, I’ve been gone, like, forever. Here’s what I’ve […]
Reviews 1 SKELETAL SPECTRE PLAY THE KIND OF METAL THAT MAY REQUIRE A TETANUS SHOT ON TOMB COVEN January 27th, 2010 at 10:30am Sammy O'Hagar Sweden’s Skeletal Spectre proudly sport a certain level of griminess […]
Cinemetal 710 THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE MADE A FEATURE LENGTH WESTERN? AND A GANSTA MOVIE?!?! January 27th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Last night reader Antipope Zosimus e-mailed us the simple message […]
Contests 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A COPY OF HEAVEN SHALL BURN’S DVD, BILDERSTURM – ICONOCLAST II January 26th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Congrats to grand-prize winner Denton Alford and runner-up Matt Arendse. […]
Metalcal Marijuana 530 4/20 IS GONNA BE A GREAT DAY FOR METAL (AND SOMETHING ELSE) January 26th, 2010 at 4:20pm Axl Rosenberg /20 IS GONNA BE A GREAT DAY FOR METAL (AND […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 210 THE METALLICA/MEGADETH FEUD RENDERED AS FINE ART January 26th, 2010 at 3:41pm Axl Rosenberg Suckalo Adam Ellsworth sent us the below photo of a […]
Not Quite Metal? 470 A HILARIOUS VIDEO THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH METAL January 26th, 2010 at 3:18pm Axl Rosenberg I’m sorry, but a reader named Mike Garba sent this […]
Haterade 900 NOT ALL NORWEGIAN METAL IS TR00 January 26th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg A reader known only as “Jonas” sent us the below […]
Tour de Force 650 IWRESTLEDTHEDILLINGERESCAPEPLANONCE January 26th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a scenario about which I often wonder. Let’s say […]
Cinemetal 190 NEW AC/DC VIDEO IS REALLY JUST AN EXCUSE TO LOOK AT IRON MAN 2 FOOTAGE January 26th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Iron Man was a fun movie. It wasn’t great, but […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 260 WELL THIS IS AWKWARD January 26th, 2010 at 1:00pm Anso DF When you’re a fickle, pouting drama queen, you’re going to […]
Tour de Force 130 WHEREVER LUDICRA AND KRALLICE GO, MAYHEM WILL FOLLOW January 26th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Black metal legends Mayhem have announced another North American tour, […]
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