...And F*ck You Too 410 HEY VH1? GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS! HURRY! January 6th, 2010 at 1:55pm Anso DF I logged a heroic number of TV hours this holiday […]
Rampant Rumors 560 DELVE DEEPER INTO THE MYSTERY OF ANDREW W.K. January 6th, 2010 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Last year Vince wrote about this cockamamie rumor floating around […]
The Webernets 70 SATAN ROSENBLOOM SAYS ADIOS TO 2009 January 6th, 2010 at 12:50pm Axl Rosenberg One of the best things about seeing all the MS […]
Readers' Choice 120 SAMO, ANOTHER MIND-BLOWING JAZZY METAL BAND January 6th, 2010 at 12:04pm Vince Neilstein Full disclosure: I am not a classically trained musician, and […]
A View From the Pit 200 PHOTOS: GWAR, THE RED CHORD, JOB FOR A COWBOY IN NEW YORK, DECEMBER 13, 2009 January 6th, 2010 at 11:47am MetalSucks Photographer Jacqueline Cheng (who also took awesome shots of Rob […]
Viral Vomit 100 MORE FROM THE “TOO MUCH FREE TIME ON OUR HANDS” CREW January 6th, 2010 at 11:10am Axl Rosenberg When they’re not wishing ill upon musicians whose work they […]
Music Dorkery 220 METAL IS THE NEW JAZZ January 6th, 2010 at 10:44am Vince Neilstein I’ve spent plenty of time in this space discussing the […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 40 MAXIMUM PENALTY’S NEW VIDEO IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU EXPECT FROM A NYHC ACT January 6th, 2010 at 10:12am Gary Suarez If you’re a fan of metallic hardcore like Terror or […]
Music Dorkery 230 LET THE RACE FOR THE BEST COVER ART OF 2010 BEGIN! January 6th, 2010 at 9:43am Axl Rosenberg The cover art for Sigh’s forthcoming Scenes from Hell is […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 THE FIRST COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK OF 2010! WIN A DVD FROM DARK TRANQUILLITY! January 5th, 2010 at 6:00pm Axl Rosenberg We’re back! Why fuck around? Let’s give away some shit. […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 980 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: OOOOOHHHHH SH*T, WHO KNEW? January 5th, 2010 at 5:30pm MetalSucks I guess that by now it’s old news that the […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 70 FORFEIT WON’T GIVE UP IN 2010 January 5th, 2010 at 5:00pm Gary Suarez Syracuse-based act Forfeit kicked off 2010 in their hometown as […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 210 TRENT REZNOR WORKING ON NEW NINE INCH NAILS AND NEW NOT NINE INCH NAILS January 5th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg When Trent Reznor waved good-bye to touring last year, he […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 130 KALMAH’S REVENGE January 5th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg If we’re being completely honest, and I see no reason […]
Book Reviews 530 STRUNG OUT JUNKIE ROCK STAR COMES OUT OF THE CLOSET IN BÖÖK January 5th, 2010 at 3:30pm Corey Mitchell I write books and also for MetalSucks so it’s about […]
Admin 1720 FACELIFT January 5th, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks A new look and feel for MetalSucks is in the […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 130 AIRBOURNE FAIL AT GRAMMAR January 5th, 2010 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein I, for one, happen to like Airbourne. Much like Doc […]
Editorials 80 BECAUSE ELEPHANTS MARCHING SOUND SCARIER IN RUSSIAN THAN FINNISH January 5th, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Whilst ooh-ing and aah-ing over our fleshly printed new MetalSucks […]
Tour de Force 230 WIN-TOUR MANIA! January 5th, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein This winter is shaping up to a great incredible one […]
Editorials 70 SCREAM FOR ME, COSTA RICA! January 5th, 2010 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein After Continental Airlines threatened to ruin my peaceful week in […]
0 - Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne Finally Wrote a Song So Awful that the Internet Has Collectively Rejected It
