Ask Oderus 290 GWAR’S ODERUS URUNGUS ANSWERS MORE EARTHLING QUESTIONS! August 19th, 2009 at 3:00pm MetalSucks You ask questions, Oderus answers. It’s a pretty simple formula, […]
Cinemetal 90 GENE SIMMONS REALLY IS A MONSTER August 19th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I was initially optimistic about the latest cinematic update of […]
Editorials 550 IT’S LIKE A MILLION TINY VIBRATORS BETWEEN YOUR LEGS: A TRIBUTE TO THE BEARD August 19th, 2009 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Lately I have been in close contact with some of […]
Music Dorkery 250 BLACK METAL GETS ALL SMART N’ SH*T August 19th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Did you know that MetalSucks’ very own Satan Rosenbloom runs […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 230 ARRESTING WILD WOMEN AT A MOTLEY CRUE CONCERT IS LIKE ARRESTING CATHOLICS AT A CHURCH August 19th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Arresting wild women at a Motley Crue concert is like […]
What the...?? 270 MIKE PATTON: STILL F*CKNUTS August 19th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Did anyone else have the Faith No More Video Croissant […]
Metal Mets 100 CITI FIELD BURGER CONQUEST WITH GENGHIS TRON’S MOOKIE SINGERMAN! August 19th, 2009 at 12:00pm MetalSucks WRITTEN BY GUEST BLOGGER REVEREND DAVID J. CIANCIO OF BURGER […]
...And F*ck You Too 150 FORNEVERMORE August 19th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein In his “Tell Us Why MetalSucks Sucks” contest entry, finalist […]
Cinemetal 130 TICKING FOR THE GUESTKLOK August 19th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Speaking of our friends at Metal Injection: they found these […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 310 I SEE YOU ARE EXCITED ABOUT BRUTAL LEGEND. I AM EXCITED ABOUT BRUTAL LEGEND, TOO. August 19th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg We’ve gotten a ridiculous number of e-mails over the past […]
Friggin' Danzig 300 GLENN DANZIG DID WHAT?!?! August 19th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Last night a reader known simply as “Tim” e-mailed us […]
Contests 1770 OUR BEST CONTEST EVER, PART 2: FINALISTS TO TAKE OVER METALSUCKS FOR A DAY! August 18th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Alright, kiddies. Sorry for the delay – there were so […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 1710 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: DAATH’S EYAL LEVI URGES AMERICAN BANDS TO STOP WEARING CORPSE PAINT August 18th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Am I the only one here that thinks that American […]
Music Dorkery 120 WHAT DOES TOM ARAYA HAVE IN COMMON WITH BUDDY HOLLY, JAMES BROWN AND BJORK? August 18th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I picked up my copy of The New York Times […]
Cinemetal 100 D.R.I. HUMP August 18th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s a slow news day – fuck, it’s a slow […]
New Stuff 270 EVERY TIME I DIE DON’T “WANDER” FAR FROM THEIR FORMULA OF KICKING ASS August 18th, 2009 at 2:40pm Vince Neilstein I’ve never been that into Every Time I Die (nothing […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 90 SHRINEBUILDER TO BRING PESTILENCE, WAR, FAMINE, AND DEATH… LIVE! August 18th, 2009 at 2:06pm Gary Suarez It should come as no surprise that we’re all pretty […]
Cinemetal 450 A BIRD’S EYE VIEW OF THE DRUMMER FOR THE BINARY CODE August 18th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Without a doubt, New Jersey tech/death/prog outfit The Binary Code […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 1760 EMMURE VS. THE ACACIA STRAIN: WAR OF THE FLAT-BRIMMED, SIDEWAYS HAT-WEARING BANDS August 18th, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein I don’t really care much for either Emmure or The […]
\m/ 160 CELESTE: ANOTHER AWESOME FRENCH METAL BAND August 18th, 2009 at 12:02pm Axl Rosenberg To follow up on Vince’s French Metal Invasion post: everyone […]
