Reviews 70 BURNING HUMAN’S RESURRECTION THROUGH FIRE: A HIGHLY ANTICIPATED DEBUT THAT ACTUALLY IS HIGHLY ANTICIPATED May 1st, 2009 at 12:00pm MetalSucks There are a few phrases that tweak the highly attuned […]
Viral Vomit 180 A BAND OF (D)ORCS May 1st, 2009 at 11:14am Vince Neilstein This is pure comedy gold. The best is the part […]
Admin 310 UM, SO ABOUT THAT “APOLOGY”… May 1st, 2009 at 10:37am Axl Rosenberg “So that’s how you get swine flu!” Dear Everyone, This […]
The Hard R 400 DALLAS COYLE ON THE NEW TERMINATOR MOVIE, CHRISTIAN BALE, AND THE DESENSITIZATION OF SOCIETY (OH YEAH: AND HIS SPLIT FROM GOD FORBID) April 30th, 2009 at 5:20pm MetalSucks The Rise Of Extremism and Terminator Salvation A lot of […]
Reunion Mania 190 DEAR METAL BANDS: STOP BREAKING UP. BECAUSE YOU’LL INEVITABLY GET BACK TOGETHER. April 30th, 2009 at 4:45pm Vince Neilstein Our bro-bros at Metal Insider brought up a good point […]
What the...?? 140 DETHSOKS April 30th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg No, you’re not seeing things – those are Murderface socks. […]
New Stuff 100 NEW MUSIC THURSDAY: METALSUCKS READER SUBMISSIONS April 30th, 2009 at 3:15pm Vince Neilstein See? We do read all of your suggestions. Zu: “baritone […]
Exclusive 200 EXCLUSIVE: THE AUTUMN OFFERING’S MATT MCCHESNEY AND METALSUCKS’ AXL ROSENBERG MAKE NICE! PLUS THE DEBUT OF “THE CURTAIN HITS THE CAST,”THE NEW SINGLE FROM THE AUTUMN OFFERING! April 30th, 2009 at 2:25pm Axl Rosenberg As I mentioned earlier this week, a little while back […]
Admin 880 MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES FOR JOKING ABOUT SWINE FLU April 30th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I know that many of you are upset that I […]
Cinemetal 120 YOU RIDE THAT F*CKING STEAMBOLT, BITCH. RIDE IT GOOD! April 30th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our hetero life partners are Metal Injection have captured some […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 390 WHERE DOTH BE ATREYU? April 30th, 2009 at 11:15am Vince Neilstein Just yesterday I saw a kid an Atreyu shirt and […]
...And F*ck You Too 1370 DEAR METAL BANDS: STOP IRONICALLY COVERING POP SONGS April 30th, 2009 at 10:41am Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks Maniac Matt Clark sent us the link to the […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A SPECIAL EDITION 2-DISC CD/DVD EDITION OF MACHINE HEAD’S THE BLACKENING April 29th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So a lot of you guessed that the answer to […]
Tour de Force 440 PROMOTERS WARN LOCAL EMERGENCY ROOMS NATIONWIDE: “HATEBREED AND CHIMAIRA ARE TOURING TOGETHER!” April 29th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Someday I’d like to try and work out some sort […]
Slave to the Grind 600 NEXT IDIOT TO MENTION SWINE FLU GETS A KICK IN THE NUTS April 29th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg This morning a friend of mine was riding the subway. […]
Reunion Mania 230 UPDATE! OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM CAVE IN REGARDING “REUNION” April 29th, 2009 at 2:45pm Vince Neilstein With regards to this morning’s post about a potential Cave […]
Cinemetal 180 HOPEFULLY YOU’LL LIKE THE NEW VIDEO FROM THE CHARIOT MORE THAN YOU LIKE THEIR BANNER ADS April 29th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Daggers,” the new video from The Chariot, is pretty sweet, […]
Reviews 390 LACUNA COIL SHALLOW, LIVELY ON ‘SHALLOW LIFE’ April 29th, 2009 at 1:00pm Anso DF Lacuna Coil makes it easy for haters. For one thing, […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 30 ABRA CADAVER, PRESTO MOLESTO! April 29th, 2009 at 12:00pm Gary Suarez I’ve given my Scraping Genius… seal of approval to Disappearer […]
Reunion Mania 90 CAVE IN REUNION! CAVE IN REUNION! CAVE IN REUNION!!! April 29th, 2009 at 11:31am Vince Neilstein [UPDATE: The band has posted an official update clarifying the […]
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