...And F*ck You Too 240 TOP FIVE THINGS I CAN’T COMPREHEND TODAY February 4th, 2009 at 10:55am Axl Rosenberg The box office success of Paul Blart: Mall Cop. Doesn’t […]
Black Collar Workers 480 METAL EDGE AND METAL MANIACS TO SHUT THEIR COVERS FOR THE FINAL TIME February 4th, 2009 at 1:00am Vince Neilstein An anonymous source has confirmed to MetalSucks that legendary magazines […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY OF DRAGONFORCE’S ULTRA BEATDOWN February 3rd, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hats off to MetalSucks Maniacs Tony Cordone, John Douglass, Joe […]
Tour de Force 170 HOLY METALFEST, BATMAN! U.S. FINALLY JUMPS ON THE EUROPEAN FESTIVAL BANDWAGON. February 3rd, 2009 at 3:40pm Vince Neilstein In the summer of 2006, before MetalSucks was even a […]
New Stuff 90 FREE MP3S!!! February 3rd, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg What’s better than music? FREE MUSIC! Here’s some shit people […]
Reviews 90 DIMENSION ZERO: SAME TASTE, LESS FILLING February 3rd, 2009 at 2:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Let’s say you need a new car, and you have […]
The Webernets 180 MICROSOFT SONGSMITH: A METAL CASE STUDY February 3rd, 2009 at 11:55am Vince Neilstein If you haven’t heard about the laughing stock that is […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 20 OMG WTF TG February 3rd, 2009 at 10:18am Gary Suarez Since I am so well connected, I’ve been sitting on […]
Black Collar Workers 460 NOW KILLSWITCH ENGAGE RIFFS ARE BEING USED AS HIP-HOP SAMPLES. February 2nd, 2009 at 5:31pm Vince Neilstein Have Killswitch Engage reached cultural ubiquity? It’s hard to believe, […]
New Stuff 70 DÅÅTH AREN’T “WORTHLESS” (BUT YOU ARE) February 2nd, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg In case the new song “Sharpen the Blades” and that […]
What the...?? 400 BECOMING THE ARCHETYPE HAVE A PRAYER TEAM? February 2nd, 2009 at 3:45pm Axl Rosenberg Becoming the Archetype’s latest album, Dichotomy, is pretty rockin’. It’s […]
Interviews 110 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH SYLOSIS GUITARIST JOSH MIDDLETON February 2nd, 2009 at 2:46pm Vince Neilstein U.K. prog-death-thrashers (yeah, I said it) Sylosis are without a […]
Cinemetal 250 I HAVE NO CLEVER HEADLINE FOR THE TOMBS “GOSSAMER” VIDEO February 2nd, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also, I don’t really understand the appeal of Tombs. I […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 90 MR. BIG STILL WANTS TO BE WITH YOU February 2nd, 2009 at 12:10pm Axl Rosenberg I think I’m pretty knowledgeable when it comes to hair […]
Cinemetal 690 I WISH THE MEMBERS OF CAMP KILL YOURSELF WOULD KILL THEMSELVES February 2nd, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks Maniac Tim Young e-mailed us over the weekend to […]
Editorials 690 FAILED EXPERIMENTS IN HUMAN CREATIVITY: THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE EDITION February 2nd, 2009 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Readers of this site with a fine attention to detail […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH WE OVERDOSED ON POT BROWNIES January 30th, 2009 at 5:29pm Axl Rosenberg Vince and I booked our flight to Atlanta for Scion […]
Cinemetal 340 SOME WANKER FUTZING AROUND ON AN 11-STRING GUITAR January 30th, 2009 at 4:38pm Vince Neilstein It’s all in the power of the skull-tail. -VN
Upcoming Bullsh*t 240 HATEBAZ January 30th, 2009 at 2:19pm Axl Rosenberg Those rumors that have been floating around are apparently true: […]
What the...?? 70 THE ECONOMY IS IN RUINS! ONLY DUFF MCKAGAN CAN SAVE US NOW… January 30th, 2009 at 1:06pm Axl Rosenberg In case ya didn’t know: in the years following his […]
