Cinemetal 270 THE ONLY THING THE OSBOURNES NEED TO RELOAD IS THE GUN THEY USE TO KILL THEMSELVES February 10th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg How bad does Osbournes Reloaded, the new Ozzy n’ family […]
Blogronaut 80 BLOGRONAUT: INTRONAUT BATTLE-TESTED GIBSON GUITAR FOR SALE! February 10th, 2009 at 1:00pm MetalSucks I greet you Metalsucks readers this week with a somewhat […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 120 SOME KIND OF MACHINE HEAD February 10th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg In a statement, Machine Head main man Robb Flynn has […]
New Stuff 40 MORNING MAGRUDERGRINDAGE February 10th, 2009 at 10:18am Axl Rosenberg If you woke up on the really, really, way wrong […]
Cinemetal 130 “ANTICOSMIC OVERLOAD” VIDEO PROVES OBSCURA’S METTLE February 10th, 2009 at 9:45am Vince Neilstein I haven’t yet had a chance to fully digest Obscura’s […]
New Stuff 430 AT LAST: HEAR GOD FORBID’S EARTHSBLOOD FOR YOURSELF February 9th, 2009 at 9:36pm Axl Rosenberg Well, we’ve been hyping it for months, and now the […]
Black Collar Workers 280 HOLY WORTHLESS AWARDS SHOW!!! THE METALSUCKS GRAMMY ROUND-UP February 9th, 2009 at 4:52pm Kip Wingerschmidt So yeah, we all sat around last nite in the […]
This Sucks 130 HATEBREED LOSES ITS SCARIEST LOOKING MEMBER February 9th, 2009 at 3:53pm Axl Rosenberg One thing of which I am convinced: Hatebreed doesn’t need […]
Editorials 60 GO AHEAD — YOU TRY NOT BEING SLIGHTLY HAPPY WHILST LISTENING TO THIS 1991 SONG BY FISHBONE February 9th, 2009 at 3:37pm Kip Wingerschmidt Methinx even Mortiis itself would likely crack a lil smile […]
Retrospective 130 LEST WE FORGET OUR FOREFATHERS February 9th, 2009 at 3:15pm Kip Wingerschmidt No, silly — I’m not talking about a seminal musician […]
New Stuff 80 [EPIC!] BRAZILIAN POWER METAL BAND OF THE DAY: HIBRIA February 9th, 2009 at 2:45pm Vince Neilstein “There’s enough Brazilian power metal bands to go around for […]
...And F*ck You Too 20 RANDOM BITS OF NON-NEWS February 9th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg FORMER MEMBER OF GN’R NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT DELIVERS […]
Exclusive 20 NEURAXIS TOUR BLOG #2: VOCALIST ALEXANDRE LEBLANC ON THE TRAVAILS OF BORDER CROSSING, CLEVELAND, AND DRINKING TOO MANY MUDSLIDES February 9th, 2009 at 12:19pm MetalSucks We loved Neuraxis’ 2008 release, The Thin Line Between, so […]
Reviews 140 OBSCURA’S COSMOGENESIS: DEUTSCHLAND, DEUTSCHLAND, ÜBER TECHNICAL February 9th, 2009 at 11:09am Satan Rosenbloom The best thing about getting advance copies of CDs for […]
\m/ 60 AUDIO CLIP FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE IN WHICH OZZY-SABBATH AND DIO-SABBATH FANS ALL GET ALONG February 9th, 2009 at 10:41am Axl Rosenberg The short version: this is an excellent mash-up someone made […]
Cinemetal 150 THE CULT OF DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN February 9th, 2009 at 9:45am Vince Neilstein Of the MetalSucks Mansion inhabitants only Gary Suarez was (reportedly) […]
Sunday Spotlight 60 SUNDAY ALBUM TO CHOMP SHROOMS TO: THE FLOWER TRAVELLIN’ BAND – SATORI February 8th, 2009 at 5:35pm Kip Wingerschmidt We here at MetalBlows take our retro obscure seriously. Not […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE GOT NAKED AND DRANK COW’S BLOOD February 6th, 2009 at 6:48pm Vince Neilstein I’m ’bout to go party at a triple-birthday event then […]
Cinemetal 200 DO YOURSELF A FAVOR: BUY A MERCENARY ALBUM February 6th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s Mercenary’s new video, for the song “The Endless Fall,” […]
Show Reviews 60 CRADLE OF FILTH, SATYRICON AND SEPTICFLESH DISTURB MY PEACEFUL WEST-COAST CITY February 6th, 2009 at 4:00pm MetalSucks As a man, I’m painfully aware that at any metal […]
0 - Clothing Chain H&M Creates Fake Metal Bands to Sell Merch, Releases a Song Called “Vaginal’s Juice Dripping into Cadaverous” [UPDATED: No, They Didn’t]
