Reviews 20 MUSINGS, PT. 2: ALBUMS I LISTENED TO YESTERDAY THAT I MAY SOME DAY LISTEN TO AGAIN December 2nd, 2008 at 10:47am Vince Neilstein Fiftywatthead – Fogcutter: The band’s name aptly described their sound, […]
Reviews 0 MUSINGS, PT. 1: ALBUMS I LISTENED TO YESTERDAY THAT I WILL PROBABLY NEVER LISTEN TO AGAIN December 2nd, 2008 at 10:47am Vince Neilstein Janus – Red Right Return: Unspectacular radio hard pop that […]
Reunion Mania 140 HEAVEN & HELL: ONE REUNION ALBUM I THINK YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET EXCITED ABOUT December 2nd, 2008 at 9:53am Axl Rosenberg I know I’ve spoken out in the past – fuck, […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 1 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY OF THE ROADRUNNER UNITED: THE CONCERT DVD December 1st, 2008 at 5:09pm Axl Rosenberg Well, one thing is clear about last week’s logo: the […]
Br00tal-lists 340 THE SHORT LIST (OR: AXL’S PICKS FOR THE TOP 22 ALBUMS OF 2008, IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER) December 1st, 2008 at 4:11pm Axl Rosenberg Different strokes for different folks, as the saying goes. While […]
Interviews 20 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE BRONX’ MATT CAUGHTHRAN December 1st, 2008 at 3:23pm Vince Neilstein Free of the shackles of a major record label, The […]
Br00tal-lists 600 THE SHORT LIST (OR: VINCE’S PICKS FOR THE TOP 21 ALBUMS OF 2008, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER) December 1st, 2008 at 1:52pm Vince Neilstein 2008 has been a fucking great year for metal, and […]
This Sucks 110 SENDING GOOD THOUGHTS TO ERIK RUTAN December 1st, 2008 at 12:52pm Axl Rosenberg By now you may have heard that Hate Eternal have […]
Cinemetal 250 I LIKE MY CHICKEN BLACK December 1st, 2008 at 11:45am Axl Rosenberg I can’t decide if this is hilarious or terrible. Probably […]
Cinemetal 120 TOP 12 REASONS WE LOVE MICHAEL ANGELO BATIO December 1st, 2008 at 10:45am Vince Neilstein His refusal to acknowledge that it’s 2008. The reverse-mullet hairstyle […]
Reunion Mania 240 WELL, IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER: FAITH NO MORE MAY REUNITE December 1st, 2008 at 9:57am Axl Rosenberg With seemingly every band in the world reuniting right now, […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 100 FRIDAY SONG TO GET FRIED TO: DREAM THEATER – “THE MIRROR” November 28th, 2008 at 5:56pm Vince Neilstein Before Meshuggah was Meshuggah-ing and mind-fucking the feeble confines of […]
Admin 160 LATERZ! November 26th, 2008 at 3:20pm Vince Neilstein Axl and I are shuttering the gates of the MS […]
Tour de Force 130 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! November 26th, 2008 at 1:13pm Vince Neilstein Enslaved cancel North American tour. That sound you hear is […]
Reviews 480 Chinese Democracy: The MetalSucks Review November 26th, 2008 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg HOLY FUCKING SHIT, have you guys read the liner notes […]
Black Collar Workers 100 CHINESE DEMOCRACY HAS ARRIVED. BUT WHERE THE F*CK IS AXL ROSE? November 26th, 2008 at 10:50am Vince Neilstein The album we’ve waited 17 years for has finally arrived […]
Tour de Force 140 PAGANFEST 2K9! November 26th, 2008 at 10:33am Vince Neilstein I don’t know about you kids, but the inaugural run […]
New Stuff 180 ACOUSTIC METAL FIX OF THE DAY, BROUGHT TO YOU BY MUSK OX November 25th, 2008 at 5:52pm Vince Neilstein I’m not really sure how the entirely acoustic music peddled […]
What the...?? 150 LARS ULRICH LOOKS JUST LIKE MICHAEL KEATON November 25th, 2008 at 4:26pm Vince Neilstein MetalSucks Maniac “Wanga” sent in the below picture with the […]
Cinemetal 590 PSSSTTTT…IN CASE YOU FORGOT, DAVE MUSTAINE INVENTED THRASH November 25th, 2008 at 2:18pm Corey Mitchell Be sure to check out the brilliant documentary Get Thrashed: […]
