Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE WORSHIPPED…………. SATAN. October 31st, 2008 at 5:22pm MetalSucks The Phillies won the World Series, it’s Halloween, and we […]
\m/ 70 HAPPY F*CKING HALLOWEEN October 31st, 2008 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg In case I haven’t made this clear before, I fucking […]
Blogronaut 110 THE BLOGRONAUT TELLS PROMOTERS TO F*CK OFF October 31st, 2008 at 3:50pm MetalSucks Recently, Metalsucks’ Vince wrote a very informative blog for young […]
Cinemetal 50 AMERICA NEEDS CHANGE. AMERICA NEEDS… BOLT THROWER! October 31st, 2008 at 3:11pm Axl Rosenberg Honestly, I’m not a huge Bolt Thrower fan. I don’t […]
Reviews 30 CAPRICORNS BEAR THEIR BONES WITH LATEST RELEASE October 31st, 2008 at 2:48pm MetalSucks Okay, I’m going to come right out and say this […]
Cinemetal 90 TEXTURES CONQUER THEIR AQUAPHOBIA IN NEW VIDEO October 31st, 2008 at 12:45pm Vince Neilstein Textures have released a breathtaking (metal!) new video for “Awake,” […]
Oh Don Piano! 90 HEADLINES CAN BE MISLEADING October 31st, 2008 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a headline from Blabbermouth this morning: GUNS N’ ROSES’ […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 30 YOUR GUIDE TO A WEEK OF SERIOUS F*CK! October 31st, 2008 at 11:16am Gary Suarez If you like noise rock and you live in or […]
Cinemetal 60 HACRIDE ARE PERTURBED October 31st, 2008 at 10:06am Vince Neilstein So a lot of you have been emailing us lately […]
The Hard R 120 DALLAS COYLE ON GETTING TO “THE NEXT LEVEL” AS A BAND October 30th, 2008 at 4:27pm MetalSucks Election day is only a couple of days away and […]
Tour de Force 90 I WILL BE F*CKED UP AT THIS SHOW, HOW ABOUT YOU? October 30th, 2008 at 3:52pm Axl Rosenberg Is it too early to get excited about a tour […]
Cinemetal 90 ALSO, LIVING COLOUR RULE October 30th, 2008 at 2:13pm Axl Rosenberg Seriously, I think I can safely speak for both Vince […]
Interviews 150 CYNIC’S PAUL MASVIDAL: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW October 30th, 2008 at 2:05pm Vince Neilstein Cynic guitarist/vocalist Paul Masvidal was one of the chillest metal […]
Cinemetal 70 NEW BATTLELORE VIDEO REACHES NEW LEVELS OF RIDICULOSITY October 30th, 2008 at 12:36pm Vince Neilstein I love pagan metal precisely because it goes so over […]
Rampant Rumors 1000 GAAHL IS GAY. OFFICIALLY. October 30th, 2008 at 11:14am Vince Neilstein So after “metalsucks,” “metal sucks” and “metalsucks.net,” “gaahl gay” is […]
...And F*ck You Too 300 HOLY SH*T, THE NEW SLAYER SONG RULES October 30th, 2008 at 10:04am Axl Rosenberg FUCK THIS FUCKING WEEK. Every fucking thing about this fucking […]
Contests 20 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST, THE SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EDITION: PHOTOSHOP CORPSEPAINT ON YOURSELF! October 29th, 2008 at 5:30pm MetalSucks Just because it’s been a minute since the last Funny […]
Cinemetal 50 THE FIVE BEST COCK ROCK VIDEOS ABOUT GOING (OR NOT GOING) PLACES October 29th, 2008 at 4:45pm Axl Rosenberg At the risk of sounding melodramatic, some days I do […]
Reviews 20 THE RED SHIFT WILL ELEVATE OMNIUM GATHERUM TO THE NEXT LEVEL October 29th, 2008 at 3:10pm MetalSucks When you’re a melodic death metal band from Finland what […]
Editorials 170 MASTODON CRACK THE SKYE October 29th, 2008 at 1:25pm Axl Rosenberg Mastodon have announced Crack the Skye as the title of […]
