Hair Metal Happy Hour 50 BON JOVI’S NEW JERSEY IS ALMOST OLD ENOUGH TO LEGALLY DRINK, WHICH WOULD MAKE IT TOO OLD FOR RICHIE SAMBORA TO F*CK October 1st, 2008 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Our friend Allyson over at Bring Back Glam points out […]
Interviews 90 TESTAMENT’S ALEX SKOLNICK: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW October 1st, 2008 at 11:00am Corey Mitchell [MetalSucks contributor, resident old fart and best-selling author Corey Mitchell […]
Reviews 6530 ABIGAIL WILLIAMS OVERSTAY THEIR WELCOME BY PISSING ON THE WELCOME MAT ON IN THE SHADOW OF A THOUSAND SUNS October 1st, 2008 at 10:11am Sammy O'Hagar A big, big problem with bands today, metal or otherwise, […]
\m/ 7220 CLIFF BURTON BASS SOLO, THE DAY BEFORE HE DIED September 30th, 2008 at 6:13pm Vince Neilstein And a rare radio interview with an extremely stoned and/or […]
New Stuff 7570 SIKTH REDUX September 30th, 2008 at 2:32pm Vince Neilstein MetalSucks readers lamenting the demise of our “proverbial wet dream” […]
Editorials 4660 IT’S A SHAME OTEP’S MUSIC SUCKS SO MUCH (PLUS: DAVE NAVARRO IS A TOOL) September 30th, 2008 at 1:03pm Vince Neilstein It’s a shame Otep’s music sucks so much, because it’s […]
New Stuff 50 UNEARTH ARE NOT ANONYMOUS September 30th, 2008 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Holy shit, it’s fucking October already? What the fuck? Weren’t […]
...And F*ck You Too 60 OUR READERS ARE F*CKING AWESOME September 30th, 2008 at 11:19am Vince Neilstein Exhibit A: the below mockup, posted by “pigchop” in the […]
Reviews 290 WHAT HAVE ALL THAT REMAINS OVERCOME? September 30th, 2008 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg “I’d hate to be in one of those bands where […]
Editorials 70 BAND NAMED AFTER POPULAR GRAPHIC NOVEL NOT LIKELY TO SEE SALES INCREASE AFTER RELEASE OF FILM ADAPTATION September 30th, 2008 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Z Records, a label no one has ever heard of, […]
...And F*ck You Too 1770 DAVE MUSTAINE RE-ANNOUNCES A PREVIOUS ANNOUNCEMENT OF AN ANNOUNCEMENT September 30th, 2008 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg Blabbermouth reports that “Megadeth will make a ‘special announcement’ today […]
Tour de Force 50 FOUR INCREDAMAZING METAL SHOWS IN NYC TONIGHT! September 29th, 2008 at 4:21pm Vince Neilstein It always happens this way; you wait and wait and […]
Editorials 170 MARIA BRINK AND REVOLVER PAY TRIBUTE TO CARRIE September 29th, 2008 at 3:15pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s the cover of the upcoming issue of Revolver, which […]
Exclusive 80 EXCLUSIVE NORTH AMERICAN TOUR DIARY BY NORTHER’S HEIKKI SAARI – PART 2 September 29th, 2008 at 2:41pm MetalSucks [This is Part 2 of Norther’s tour diary from their […]
Reviews 90 EARLY MAN DO RE-THRASH RIGHT WITH BEWARE THE CIRCLING FIN EP September 29th, 2008 at 2:05pm MetalSucks I don’t know what all the people who weren’t around […]
Cinemetal 130 AMON AMARTH MAKE THE MOST EPIC VIDEO OF ALL TIME September 29th, 2008 at 1:13pm Vince Neilstein As MetalSucks pensman Sammy O’Hagar so eloquently stated in his […]
Editorials 80 NEW PEOPLE WRESTLING BEARS September 29th, 2008 at 12:38pm Axl Rosenberg Thanks to MetalSucks Maniac Jon Dolente for tipping us off […]
Cinemetal 20 HEAVY METAL FARMER September 29th, 2008 at 11:43am Vince Neilstein Because deep down, even the most br00tal of the br00tal […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH DAVID LETTERMAN CAUGHT US IN A LIE September 26th, 2008 at 6:01pm Axl Rosenberg The economy is in shambles, we’re still at war, Sarah […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 120 TOO BIG TO FART September 26th, 2008 at 2:41pm Gary Suarez With the American economy in the toilet, our government is […]
0 - Sean Z.’s Twelve Inch Face Pubes Win the MetalSucks Best Beard in the History of Metal Bracket!!!
