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METALSUCKS VS. METAL SLUDGE: REDUX

January 8th, 2008 at 4:51pm Vince Neilstein

Back in May, our own Axl Rosenberg wrote about the […]

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THE WORLD’S FIRST AIR-GUITAR AMPLIFIER

January 8th, 2008 at 4:22pm Vince Neilstein

In the useless crap “What Will They Come Up With […]

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U.S. ALBUM SALES FELL 9.5% IN 2007

January 8th, 2008 at 2:59pm Vince Neilstein

The New York Times reports that overall sales of albums […]

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ROCKLAHOMA 2008 FESTIVAL LINEUP TO BE ANNOUNCED SOON

January 8th, 2008 at 2:07pm Vince Neilstein

According to a press release, the lineup for the 2008 […]

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IS IT POSSIBLE TO MAKE ANY BAND SOUND LIKE NU METAL?

January 8th, 2008 at 12:07pm Axl Rosenberg

Normally Pelican is one of the last bands I’d ever […]

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POLL: WILL THE DEATH “REUNION” BE WORTH A SH*T?

January 8th, 2008 at 11:06am Vince Neilstein

With a Death psuedo-reunion in the works — guitarist Shannon […]

TAKE A LEAK: BYZANTINE, OBLIVION BECKONS

January 8th, 2008 at 10:26am Axl Rosenberg

Byzantine are a band I think I should like more […]

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AGALLOCH MAKES RAINY DAY METAL TO DRINK HOT CHOCOLATE TO

January 7th, 2008 at 4:56pm Vince Neilstein

A recent comment by Kye reminded me that we really […]

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YES, THEY’RE ACTUALLY GOING TO CALL THE BAND “CAVALERA CONSPIRACY.” YES, THEY’RE ACTUALLY GOING TO CALL THE ALBUM INFLIKTED.

January 7th, 2008 at 3:18pm Axl Rosenberg

I suppose I have no real reason to feel so […]

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NECRO TO MTV NORWAY: “PLEASE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. I HAVE CRED, I SWEAR.”

January 7th, 2008 at 2:20pm Axl Rosenberg

Remember that scene in Forest Gump when the school principal […]

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OZZY OSBOURNE AUDITIONS FOR CNN’S ANDERSON COOPER 360 ANNOUNCER’S GIG

January 7th, 2008 at 12:27pm Vince Neilstein

The idea of the famously slur-addled Ozzy Osbourne being an […]

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27 SHOWS THAT WILL ROCK NYC IN 2008

January 7th, 2008 at 11:40am Vince Neilstein

While we can’t say we endorse all of these, here’s […]

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(HED) P.E. ANNOUNCE “HEAVY HITTERS TOUR.” NO, YOU DON’T GET TO HIT THEM.

January 7th, 2008 at 10:23am Axl Rosenberg

I was confused about about the name of this tour […]

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IN FLAMES HAVE A SENSE OF PURPOSE

January 7th, 2008 at 8:57am Axl Rosenberg

That’s the title of their new album, at least, continuing […]

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IF RIDING DOOM WAS ALWAYS THIS MUCH FUN I’D DO IT EVERY DAY

January 4th, 2008 at 5:13pm Vince Neilstein

Because seriously, the Doomriders jam that Crustcake posted today is […]

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ELUVEITIE UNLEASH NEW TRACK

January 4th, 2008 at 4:23pm Axl Rosenberg

As the sure-to-be-awesome Pagangest America tour grows ever closer, one […]

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TRENT REZNOR-OMICS

January 4th, 2008 at 3:33pm Vince Neilstein

In a recent post on his blog, Nine Inch Nails […]

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PHIL ANSELMO’S ARSON ANTHEM WILL BURN YOUR SH*T DOWN

January 4th, 2008 at 2:07pm Axl Rosenberg

Phil Anselmo isn’t even the vocalist for his latest project […]

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CORPORATE PUNISHMENT RECORDS TO RELEASE SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T COMPLETELY SUCK

January 4th, 2008 at 12:27pm Vince Neilstein

Corporate Punishment Records — the LA-based record label specializing in […]

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PATTON OSWALT WONDERS: “WHATEVER HAPPENED TO 80s METAL?”

January 4th, 2008 at 11:17am Axl Rosenberg

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