Metal Legacies 0 New Study Shows ’80s Metalheads and Groupies are Well-Adjusted July 8th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Turns out they were all just people. WHO KNEW?!
Music Dorkery 0 Revolutionary Psychological Study Asserts That Metal is Cathartic, Ice is Cold, Dying Leads to Death June 22nd, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Today in “No shit, Sherlock…”
Please Kill Me 0 New Study Shows That Rock is Dumber Than Other Genres of Music May 21st, 2015 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus According to a decade-long lyrics study, we belong in the slow kid classes.
Metal Tech 0 Study: Metal Fans are the Most Loyal of All Music Fans April 3rd, 2015 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein All other genres can suck it!
Music Dorkery 0 New Study Claims That Metal Musicians and Rappers Have Lower Life Expectancies Than Performers of Other Genres March 24th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg This kinda doesn’t make sense, but it also kinda does.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Study: Are Drummers Smarter Than You? March 2nd, 2015 at 2:00pm Anso DF Yes, you read that right! Smarter!
The Webernets 0 Music That Makes You Dumb: New Scientific Study Definitely Answers Age Old Question of Whether Metalheads are Smart or Not October 24th, 2014 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein This should inspire some hearty debate.
Metal in the Media 0 Want to Avoid Tinnitus? Study Says Forget Ear Plugs: Drink More Coffee! August 13th, 2014 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Caffeine intake has been shown to reduce the risk of developing tinnitus.
New Stuff 0 Veil of Maya Study “Subject Zero” October 31st, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg New VoM song coming atcha.
Metal in the Media 0 Scientific Proof: New Study Shows Being a Guitarist Will Get Men Laid June 10th, 2013 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein A newly released study conducted in France (where else?) concludes […]
Black Collar Workers 0 NEW STUDY CLAIMS THAT THOSE WHO DOWNLOAD THE MOST MUSIC ILLEGALLY ALSO PURCHASE THE MOST MUSIC LEGALLY October 18th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Needless to say, the RIAA disagrees.
Black Collar Workers 0 NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT BANDCAMP IS A PIRACY KILLER March 14th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein I’ve been making the argument that all record labels should […]
What the...?? 220 NEW STUDY CONCLUDES THAT EXODUS FANS HAVE ABOVE-AVERAGE IQs January 11th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg See below videos for definitive proof.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 250 AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE VS. BECOMING THE ARCHETYPE: A STUDY IN CHRISTMAS SPIRIT November 16th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Today, two very disperate Christian metal acts announced Christmas releases: […]
Editorials 420 ONE LAST TIME: THE AUSTERITY PROGRAM’S JUSTIN FOLEY RESPONDS TO DR. KATRINA MCFERRAN’S RESPONSE TO HIS RESPONSE ON HER TEENS + METAL + DEPRESSION STUDY November 10th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Last month, the University of Melbourne sent out apress release regarding […]
Editorials 700 JUST A LOT OF NOISE ABOUT NOTHING? DR. KATRINA MCFERRAN RESPONDS TO JUSTIN FOLEY’S RESPONSE TO HER STUDY ON TEENS, MUSIC, AND DEPRESSION November 9th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Last month, the University of Melbourne sent out a press […]
Editorials 310 THE AUSTERITY PROGRAM’S JUSTIN FOLEY ACTUALLY READS THE INFAMOUS “METAL MAKES TEENS SAD” STUDY, CALLS BULLSH*T ON THE PRESS RELEASE November 8th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks TL;DR – University of Melbourne announces a recent study saying […]
...And F*ck You Too 1480 ENVINITY: A STUDY IN WHAT NOT TO DO IF YOU’RE AN UNKNOWN BAND August 24th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg There are two concepts that everyone in every genre or […]
Neilstein Soundscam 370 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: SUICIDE SILENCE, FAIR TO MIDLAND AND DECAPITATED DEBUTS [AND AN ARCH ENEMY CASE STUDY] July 20th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein A bunch of big records came out last Tuesday: Suicide […]
The Webernets 180 MICROSOFT SONGSMITH: A METAL CASE STUDY February 3rd, 2009 at 11:55am Vince Neilstein If you haven’t heard about the laughing stock that is […]