New Stuff 0 Pop Evil Celebrate the Rubik’s Cube in New Video for “Breathe Again” February 10th, 2021 at 11:54am Axl Rosenberg Now you know what it would sound like if Nickelback tried to djent.
Metal Merch 0 Rammstein Frontman Till Lindemann Sells Vibrators Now December 20th, 2020 at 10:07am MetalSucks Also: “Golden Shower” white wine.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Photos: Famous Metal Musicians Celebrate Halloween 2020 November 2nd, 2020 at 10:56am MetalSucks Featuring members of Slipknot, Alice in Chains, Anthrax, Tool, Cannibal Corpse, Trivium, and more.
New Stuff 0 Filter Celebrate “Murica” With New Song + Video October 28th, 2020 at 1:22pm Axl Rosenberg U-S-A! U-S-A!
New Stuff 0 Powerman 5000 Celebrate ’70s and ’80s New Wave With New Song “Black Lipstick” June 3rd, 2020 at 1:56pm Axl Rosenberg This is the best song Powerman 5000 have ever produced.
Podcasts 0 Ice-T Says the Coronavirus Pandemic is a “Recalibration of the World as We Know It” March 31st, 2020 at 12:45pm MetalSucks “It’s like my phone turned into a Cash App hotline.”
Br00tal-lists 0 Top 10 Metal Songs to Celebrate Chuck Norris’ 80th Birthday March 10th, 2020 at 9:44am MetalSucks Featuring Judas Priest, Avenged Sevenfold, Converge, and more.
Tour de Force 0 Monster Magnet to Celebrate 1998’s Powertrip on North American Tour January 21st, 2020 at 2:09pm Axl Rosenberg The tour’s “live set will feature select cuts from this seminal album as well as your Monster Magnet favorites.”
Metal Merch 0 Ozzy Celebrates Anniversary of Bat-Biting Incident with Plush Bat Toy Featuring Detachable Head January 21st, 2020 at 8:44am Vince Neilstein The Ozzman celebrates one of his most infamous incidents.
Viral Vomit 0 Celebrate the Holidays with This Mash-Up of Slayer’s “Angel of Death” and Wham!’s “Last Christmas” December 17th, 2019 at 11:12am Axl Rosenberg Just as silly and gruesome as the movie Last Christmas.
New Stuff 0 “Bråtebrann”: Kvelertak’s New Song Will Set Your Wood on Fire November 27th, 2019 at 8:18am Axl Rosenberg Listen to the first single from the Norwegian band’s fourth album, Splid.
Tour de Force 0 Atreyu to Celebrate Inventing Metalcore by Touring with Whitechapel and He Is Legend August 19th, 2019 at 10:34am Axl Rosenberg Tempting Fate and Santa Cruz are also on the bill.
Reviews 0 Album Review: Thy Art Is Murder Need to Calibrate the Scope on Human Target July 10th, 2019 at 12:11pm Phil Boozeman A completely unnecessary mess of unimaginative breakdowns, stupid riffs and political clichés from a band that absolutely knows it can do better.
New Stuff 0 Russian Circles Celebrate Italy, Cookies, and Alyssa Milano on New Track June 26th, 2019 at 1:15pm Axl Rosenberg Is it an ode to delicious cookies, or the star of Who’s the Boss?, or…?
Viral Vomit 0 Celebrate Memorial Day with This Mash-Up of Slayer and Katrina and The Waves May 27th, 2019 at 10:43am MetalSucks It’s called “Chemical Warfare (Don’t It Feel Good?).”
Metal Merch 0 Celebrate the Release of Avengers: Endgame with MetalSucks’ Hulk and Loki T-Shirts! April 25th, 2019 at 9:49am MetalSucks Get one… whatever it takes!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Wax Trax! Will Celebrate Record Store Day with Documentary and Soundtrack Release March 26th, 2019 at 4:41pm MetalSucks Featuring Ministry, Revolting Cocks, KMFDM and more.
Apocalyptic Anniversaries 0 Lars Ulrich Celebrates the 37th Anniversary of Metallica’s First Show March 18th, 2019 at 12:09pm Axl Rosenberg 154 months to the day later, Axl Rosenberg had his bar mitzvah.
Tweet Twat 0 Five Finger Death Punch’s Ivan Moody Celebrates One Year of Sobriety by Getting a Siqq Skull Tattoo March 11th, 2019 at 11:31am Axl Rosenberg Sobriety and good decisions don’t always go together.
New Stuff 0 Indestructible Noise Command Celebrate Illiteracy with New Song “Fist Go Rek” February 14th, 2019 at 2:07pm Axl Rosenberg First go read.