F-F-F-Feudin' 470 GENE SIMMONS CALLS TRENT REZNOR “A STUPID HEAD.” SO THERE! August 6th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg When I was a teenager, if my father ever insulted […]
What the...?? 130 GENE SIMMONS: BA$$I$T, KIDNEY STONE SALESMAN June 9th, 2009 at 12:45pm Vince Neilstein MSNBC.com [via Idolator] is reporting that KI$$ frontman Gene Simmons […]
Black Collar Workers 150 ASKING GENE SIMMONS NOT TO BE AN ASSHOLE IS LIKE ASKING A DOG TO WALK ON ITS HIND LEGS March 16th, 2009 at 10:32am Axl Rosenberg Which is why I would never engage in a debate […]
\m/ 0 THE LIVES OF OZZY OSBOURNE AND GENE SIMMONS… IN FLOWCHART FORM January 21st, 2009 at 9:35am Axl Rosenberg Via Cracked.com:
What the...?? 140 GENE SIMMONS IS NOW A BALDIE March 11th, 2008 at 1:40pm Vince Neilstein According to SeriouslyOMG.com [via VH1 Best Week Ever blog, via […]
Editorials 50 GENE SIMMONS MAKES LOVE WITH HIS SHIRT ON February 20th, 2008 at 2:08pm Axl Rosenberg Dude. I wanna see a Gene Simmons sex tape like […]
What the...?? 40 DAVE MUSTAINE PULLS A GENE SIMMONS AND ANNOUNCES PROPRIETARY COFFEE BLEND November 15th, 2007 at 11:02am Vince Neilstein Thank the fucking lord, the moment we’ve all been waiting […]
Editorials 20 Gene Simmons… EEEEEEEWWWWWW!!! March 19th, 2007 at 11:08am Axl Rosenberg Gene Simmons and his live-in lover/mother of children/woman who allows […]
Editorials 500 SOMEONE NEEDS TO POP A CAP IN GENE SIMMONS’ ASS, YO! March 8th, 2007 at 11:41am Axl Rosenberg You’d be hard pressed to name an aging rock star […]
The Webernets 40 YEAH, BUT JEAN SIMMONS WAS MANLIER May 10th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg -AR [via The Chive]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 150 (THE REAL) NICK SIMMONS COMMENTS ON PLAGIARISM ACCUSATIONS March 2nd, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Last week the publication of Nick “Son of Gene” Simmons’ […]
Worst Week Ever 0 Bible Thumpers Freak Out Over Shoes, 10 People You Can’t Stand at Metal Shows, and More Top Stories of the Week September 24th, 2022 at 10:00am Hesher Keenan Gene Simmons and Adam Levine and Ozzy, oh my!
Metal Legacies 0 Kiss Members Slam “Sham” Rock & Roll Hall of Fame for “Insanity” of Not Inducting Iron Maiden May 15th, 2021 at 12:31pm MetalSucks “Disgusting!” cries Gene Simmons.
Tour de Force 0 Kiss Announce Farewell Tour September 20th, 2018 at 9:48am Axl Rosenberg Gene Simmons will now have more time to be a total douche.
Metal Merch 0 Kiss Make Toilet Seats Now June 8th, 2018 at 11:13am Axl Rosenberg Sadly, none of them are shaped like Gene Simmons’ mouth.
MSTV 0 Watch “The Week in Metal with Whitney Moore” for June 19, 2017 June 19th, 2017 at 11:59am MetalSucks Tons of Five Finger Death Punch drama, Steve Vai and Devin Townsend are reuniting, and Gene Simmons tries to trademark the devil horns hand gesture.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Mayhem Announce De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas Alive November 1st, 2016 at 4:40pm Axl Rosenberg Gene Simmons is not on it.
The Week in Metal 0 Watch “The Week in Metal with Glenn Fricker” for August 31st, 2015 August 31st, 2015 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Glenn Fricker is back with another episode of “The Week in Metal,” mouthing off with his patented sardonic opinions of the past week’s biggest [...]
News 0 Kiss Sold Everything to Pophouse for $300 Million April 4th, 2024 at 1:51pm Hesher Keenan They sold their soul and their rock and roll.
News 0 Sebastian Bach Doesn’t Mind Bands Using Backing Tracks, As Long As They’re Old March 25th, 2024 at 4:23pm Hesher Keenan Sure hope granny can use a laptop!