Green Eggs and Slam 1080 THIS IS *REAL* HARDCORE, FRUITS [via the neighborhood] May 2nd, 2011 at 4:30pm Sergeant D If you like songs about castles, monsters, and wizards, you […]
Interviews 100 FORGOTTEN GUITAR GOD; OR, ROLLIN’ WITH TOMMY BOLIN: AN INTERVIEW WITH PRODUCER GREG HAMPTON April 11th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Tommy Bolin was one of the great ‘70s guitar gods, […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 110 FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP *BREATH* FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP March 22nd, 2011 at 10:30am Gary Suarez When those fucking Melvins announced they’d be playing every Friday […]
Everyone's Replaceable 410 THE NEW SINGER FOR DRAGONFORCE IS NOT COREY TAYLOR March 2nd, 2011 at 8:49am Axl Rosenberg Guys, Vince and I have to get on a plane […]
Br00tal-lists 160 LION KING WINGERSCHMIDT’S TOP TEN (AND THEN SOME) OF TWO THOUSAND TEN December 16th, 2010 at 4:20pm Kip Wingerschmidt Funny that both of my parents are Leos but I […]
Br00tal-lists 340 SCRAPING GENIUS OFF THE YEAR: GARY SUAREZ’S TOP FIFTEEN HARDCORE ALBUMS OF 2010* December 16th, 2010 at 2:00pm Gary Suarez 2010 has been one hell of a year for yours […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 120 JUPITER‘S RETURN’S RETURN: THE ATHEIST INTERVIEW (PART II) October 18th, 2010 at 4:30pm Anso DF In the early moments of our conversation, I confirmed with […]
Reviews 60 BEYOND JOEY LAWRENCE: WOE’S QUIETLY, UNDRAMATICALLY October 14th, 2010 at 1:30pm Sammy O'Hagar It takes balls to name your album Quietly, Undramatically. You […]
Munsters Mash 60 MUNSTERS MASH, PART 1: ANACRUSIS October 1st, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks It’s October, and Halloween season is officially here. This week, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 140 ALICE IN CHAINS, ANSO’S EARS: A LOVE AFFAIR RENEWED August 30th, 2010 at 12:40pm Anso DF At the Golden Gods thing back in April, I really […]
Editorials 320 MONSTER MAGNET: THE MOST CONSISTENTLY AWESOME BAND YOU FORGOT ABOUT August 10th, 2010 at 11:20am MetalSucks Monster Magnet are releasing a new album through Napalm Records […]
Reviews 100 STEMNING: NÀTTSÒL ARE NOT A NORWEGIAN MULTI-SURFACE CLEANER, BUT A DECENT MELODIC BLACK METAL BAND June 28th, 2010 at 1:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Despite its chief generalization — an obsession with “trueness”– black […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 80 DANGEROUS TOYS OF MY OWN January 25th, 2010 at 12:30pm Anso DF Whenever hair rock is ridiculed, discounted, and slighted by metal’s […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 180 NO(W) TOMORROW: THE RETURN OF THE CROWN December 2nd, 2009 at 2:30pm Anso DF Though it was no surprise, The Crown’s 2004 break-up stung […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 1890 SLAYER VS. KILLSWITCH ENGAGE: THE SILLIEST METAL FEUD YET July 28th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Oh boy. Here we go again. Kerry King loves to […]
21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 2700 THE 522 ALBUMS THAT DIDN’T MAKE THE LIST July 8th, 2009 at 9:00am MetalSucks The list was never meant to be definitive – there […]
...And F*ck You Too 240 F*CK YOU, GUITAR HERO: VAN HALEN. F*CK YOU IN THE EAR. June 4th, 2009 at 2:12pm Axl Rosenberg One of the most disappointing aspects of Guitar Hero: Metallica […]
Reviews 90 STILL DON’T SEE NO BEER: TESTAMENT IN EINDHOVEN 1987 April 23rd, 2009 at 3:00pm Anso DF If the world were fair, the guys in Testament would […]
Retrospective 120 MANAGEABLE METALLICA MONDAY (ON TUESDAY) #2 (OF 4) December 16th, 2008 at 1:41pm Kip Wingerschmidt Okay, now that we got yesterday’s cavalcade of the new […]
Tour de Force 120 BEST TOUR OF EARLY 2009. TOO SOON? November 20th, 2008 at 12:55pm Vince Neilstein What was already shaping up to be one of the […]