Hair Metal Happy Hour 210 MOTLEY CRUE AND POISON TOURING TOGETHER? WHATEVER DID WE DO TO BE SO LUCKY? November 15th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg According to Metal Undergound, Bret Michaels announced during a Canadian […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A SIGNED COPY OF MOSH POTATOES!!! November 9th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Congrats to grand prize winner A.J. Gregory and runner-up Erin […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2110 WHAT IS UR FAVORITE HARD ROCK BAND??? November 8th, 2010 at 1:20pm Sergeant D There’s nothing I love more than the cock-smashing brutality of […]
Reviews 330 KYLESA’S FORESEEABLY EXCELLENT SPIRAL SHADOW October 26th, 2010 at 12:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Vince, you ignorant slut. There are tons of bands that […]
Freeloader 40 FREELOADER: MERKABA’S THE PEOPLE’S EP (SELF-RELEASED, 2010) September 21st, 2010 at 3:00pm Satan Rosenbloom All signs point to “me likey.” Merkaba have their roots […]
Metal Mets 550 THE AT-BAT MUSIC MUSIC OF THE NEW YORK METS: METAL OR NOT METAL? June 15th, 2010 at 11:30am MetalSucks This edition of Metal Mets is written by none other […]
Haterade 140 WHAT’S WRONG WITH MODERN ROCK RADIO? JUST ASK 12 STONES. March 30th, 2010 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Amy Sciarretto of Noisecreep’s description of 12 Stones as “radio […]
Tour de Force 340 ROCKLAHOMA WASHES THE METAL RIGHT OUT OF ITS HAIR February 23rd, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg After the 2009 edition of Rocklahoma – a.k.a. the Wacken […]
Haterade 900 NOT ALL NORWEGIAN METAL IS TR00 January 26th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg A reader known only as “Jonas” sent us the below […]
Metal Legacies 100 METAL LEGACIES: PAUL RAVEN OF 16VOLT, MINISTRY, REVOLTING COCKS DIED OCTOBER 20, 2007 October 20th, 2009 at 10:00am Corey Mitchell Metal Legacies is an ongoing memorial to extreme music pioneers […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 380 ANOTHER GREATEST HITS ALBUM FROM MOTLEY CRUE? SERIOUSLY? October 12th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg You know when you know you’ve got too many greatest […]
Contests 3070 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A HUMONGOUS PACKAGE FULL OF SPINEFARM RECORDS AND CHILDREN OF BODOM GOODIES May 21st, 2009 at 6:22pm Vince Neilstein Congrats to the winners of our most recent funny photo […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 40 THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN ARE HIDING IN MY BEDROOM January 21st, 2009 at 1:15pm Gary Suarez OK, not really, but they are playing some East Coast […]
Editorials 340 BLACKIE’S CLUELESS: “I WANNA BE SEAN HANNITY” November 4th, 2008 at 3:45pm Corey Mitchell Former buzzsaw cod-piece wearing, red meat slinging, naked woman whipping, […]
Reviews 90 EARLY MAN DO RE-THRASH RIGHT WITH BEWARE THE CIRCLING FIN EP September 29th, 2008 at 2:05pm MetalSucks I don’t know what all the people who weren’t around […]
Show Reviews 100 IWRESTLEDALIVEBEARONCE June 5th, 2008 at 4:25pm Axl Rosenberg Have you ever watched a support act win over a […]
Interviews 110 CLINT LOWERY SPEAKS TO METALSUCKS ABOUT HIS RETURN TO SEVENDUST April 22nd, 2008 at 4:46pm MetalSucks “MetalSucks.net! I look at you guys all the time!” These […]
Editorials 340 AN OPEN LETTER TO AXL ROSENBERG April 21st, 2008 at 12:18pm MetalSucks hey axel, ur gay. i saw saliva open for 7dust […]
Reviews 30 ANEW REVOLUTION RISE TO NEW LEVELS OF BORING April 11th, 2008 at 12:44pm Vince Neilstein Anew Revolution – Rise Anew Revolution play radio-ready hard rock […]
Rampant Rumors 100 CLINT LOWERY RETURNS TO SEVENDUST? HUH? March 26th, 2008 at 12:13pm Axl Rosenberg Head over to Sevendust’s MySpace page and you’ll find the […]