Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Donald Trump Fires Bret Michaels from The Celebrity Apprentice; Bret Michaels Cries Like a Little Bitch March 6th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Every rose has its thorn indeed!
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Who Art In Heaven (NSFW) January 25th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Art thou bored?!? Thou art answering today’s Question Of The Week!
What the...?? 0 Japanese Metal Vocalist Endorses Tenga’s Deep Throat Cup for Masturbatory Pleasure January 17th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Everything in the headline is true.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Oh My God, Ted Nugent is SUCH a STUPID REDNECK F*CKFACE January 10th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg He compares gun owners to Rosa Parks.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Secret Satan Santa December 14th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks At MetalSucks, we live to give!! Are u on our list?
Br00tal-lists 0 Axl Rosenberg’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2012 December 4th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg You’ll never believe what I picked!!!
Br00tal-lists 0 Anso DF’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2012 December 4th, 2012 at 4:00pm Anso DF In 2012, Metal Is A Many-Splendored Thing!
Tour de Force 0 …And That’s How We Ended Up Seeing Coal Chamber November 19th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg WHY, SEVENDUST, WHY?!?!?
Rigged 0 RIGGED: GUITARIST JOSHUA LOZANO OF FAMILY October 19th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Family’s axe man gives us a rundown of his live gear.
Reviews 0 COREY MITCHELL’S MARCH 2012 BLEEDERS’ DIGEST (THE “IT’S ABOUT F*CKING TIME” EDITION) – PART 2 June 6th, 2012 at 2:00pm Corey Mitchell To recap: March 2012 was FUCKING STELLAR!!! Here’s the first […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE MISSED SOME CONNECTIONS May 18th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Have you signed up for our email list? Do it […]
Reviews 0 HIGH ON FIRE’S DE VERMIS MYSTERIIS: THE BEST METAL ALBUM WITH “MYSTERIIS” IN THE TITLE NOT MADE BY MAYHEM April 4th, 2012 at 1:00pm Sammy O'Hagar High on Fire’s last album, 2010’s Snakes for the Divine, […]
Interviews 200 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: DOUG PINNICK OF KING’S X February 9th, 2012 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein (from DougORama.net) King’s X frontman and bassist Doug Pinnick is […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 170 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: LISTEN TO AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED’S HOLIDAY-THEMED FLEXI DISC, MAKE A JOYFUL NOISE! November 17th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
Reviews 50 ÅRABROT’S HORRIFICALLY AWESOME SOLAR ANUS October 13th, 2011 at 1:30pm Sammy O'Hagar The moment that best defines Årabrot’s latest comes about 30 […]
Metal in the Media 700 ANTI-GAY HEAVY METAL PREACHER SUING RACHEL MADDOW FOR FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS July 29th, 2011 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Reverend Bradlee Dean is a so-called “heavy metal preacher,” and […]
Black Collar Workers 880 STILL NOT CONVINCED ABOUT SPOTIFY? READ THIS. July 21st, 2011 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Music industry pundit Bob Lefsetz was among the first public […]
Necrolust 40 NECROLUST: NOTES FROM THE UNDERGROUND May 20th, 2011 at 2:00pm MetalSucks I’m working on something that’s going to bum out a […]
Guest Columns 50 EXCLUSIVE TOUR BLOG FROM THE AUSTERITY PROGRAM’S JUSTIN FOLEY: DAY 3 May 19th, 2011 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Our number one homie Justin Foley is currently doing a […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 90 IDOL REMAINS LIVE 7: YOUR ONE-WAY TICKET TO MIDNIGHT April 15th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF American Idol week 13 Wed The final eight perform famous […]