Editorials 100 THE 50 BEST WAYS TO PISS OFF A METALHEAD October 12th, 2007 at 11:12am Axl Rosenberg 1. Tell them every metal band worships the devil. 2. […]
Admin 0 LOVE THOSE CHRISTIANS October 11th, 2007 at 1:38am Kip Wingerschmidt Yeah, okay–this band is kinda cheesy now, or at least […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A COPY OF ANOTHER ANIMAL’S NEW CD September 28th, 2007 at 5:17pm Vince Neilstein Congratulations to Erin Carter, Dave Scanlon, and Amy Kronenburg for […]
Editorials 70 THIS GUITAR HERO III TRACK LISTING SHOULD MAKE METALHEADS HAPPY September 24th, 2007 at 3:15pm Vince Neilstein The Syndicate has reported the final track listing for the […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 1850 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK – WIN A FREE COPY OF THE SOUNDTRACK TO ROB ZOMBIE’S HALLOWEEN September 21st, 2007 at 3:32pm Vince Neilstein Congratulations to last week’s winners, Krayton Easley, Sonja Newsome, and […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 1 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK – WIN A FREE COPY OF THE SOUNDTRACK FOR ROB ZOMBIE’S HALLOWEEN September 14th, 2007 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Congratulations to Joseph Talarigo, who correctly identified last week’s logo […]
Editorials 1 I AM SO SICK OF TOMMY LEE… September 14th, 2007 at 10:17am Axl Rosenberg …and yet I’m going to talk some more shit about […]
Cinemetal 60 PANTERA GETS F*CKING HOFFSTYLE September 7th, 2007 at 10:56am Vince Neilstein Ah, the beauty of indecipherable lyrics. MTV’s Headbanger’s Blog has […]
Editorials 40 MAX CAVALERA HAS OFFICIALLY LOST HIS MIND August 31st, 2007 at 9:36am Axl Rosenberg Max says that if there is a Sepultura reunion, he […]
Editorials 0 MAX CAVALERA DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF THE WORD “SURPRISE” August 24th, 2007 at 10:08am Axl Rosenberg From Blabbermouth: “When [Cavalera was] asked he would be willing […]
Cinemetal 0 ROB ZOMBIE UNLEASHES THE BEST SOUNDTRACK OF THE YEAR August 17th, 2007 at 3:34pm Axl Rosenberg Yeah, yeah, you’re still cynical about Rob Zombie’s Halloween remake […]
Editorials 0 REVOLVER GIVES THE NEW ATREYU FOUR OUT OF FIVE STARS August 13th, 2007 at 10:20am Axl Rosenberg Normally this might not be newsworthy, but the issue also […]
Editorials 5810 ROCK OF LOVE, EPISODE 4: BITCHES BE CRAZY August 6th, 2007 at 2:46pm Axl Rosenberg Well, it finally happened: the Rock of Love ladies have […]
What the...?? 0 SIRE RECORDS REMOVES POLE FROM ASS; H.I.M. VIDEO FINALLY AVAILABLE FOR FREE August 1st, 2007 at 11:21am Vince Neilstein Last week on MetalSucks we reported the absurdity of Sire […]
Editorials 1 ROCK OF LOVE, EPISODE 3: AT LEAST THESE DOLTS HAVE PORN CAREERS TO FALL BACK ON July 31st, 2007 at 11:15am Axl Rosenberg Amid reports that Scarlett Johansson will play porn star Jenna […]
Editorials 30 H.I.M. RELEASE NEW VIDEO — WITH SECRETS — BUT YOU CAN’T SEE IT July 24th, 2007 at 1:36pm Vince Neilstein Finnish love-metallers H.I.M. have released a video for the first […]
Exclusive 50 AT ALL COST EXCLUSIVE TOUR DIARY: ENTRY #1 July 19th, 2007 at 12:51pm MetalSucks Today we are thrilled to present to you the first […]
Editorials 6260 ROCK OF LOVE, EPISODE 1: 25 GIRLS MAKE THEIR PARENTS PROUD July 18th, 2007 at 11:14am Axl Rosenberg Well, I don’t know what I was expecting. Twenty-five of […]
70 STEAL THIS ALBUM: VINNIE VINCENT INVASION, GUITARS FROM HELL July 17th, 2007 at 10:44am Vince Neilstein Boy oh boy do we have a treat for you […]
Editorials 0 THE 101 RULES OF BLACK METAL June 21st, 2007 at 10:58am Axl Rosenberg 1. Don’t be gay. 2. Be “true.” 3. All people […]
