Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Guitar Solo? More Like Guitar So No! July 26th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks A bad guitar solo. Sadder than a fattie with small boobs :(
Reviews 0 The Mouths of Madness: Orchid’s Perpetual Throwback Thursday May 24th, 2013 at 1:30pm Sammy O'Hagar What Orchid do best is quietly brush their influences aside and just rock the fuck out.
New Stuff 0 They Shoot Ozzys, Don’t They? May 2nd, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Loner” is yet another new Sabbath song marred by off-key vocals and ridiculous lyrics.
New Stuff 0 Look, it Only Took Black Sabbath Forty-Three Years to Reach the End of their Beginning April 22nd, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Post-menopausal women debut another new song live.
Noisey Vs. MetalSucks 0 Noisey Vs. MetalSucks: Who Still Cares About Black Sabbath Anyway? April 18th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our bi-weekly debate column with Noisey.com continues with a debate about the relevance of Black Sabbath in 2013.
Editorials 0 Ozzy Osbourne Has Definitely Fallen Off the Wagon, May Have Also Fallen Off the Sharon April 16th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg He does not deny drinkin’ n’ druggin’, but he does deny that he’s getting a divorce.
Greatest Hits 0 What in the Mother of F*CK Did I Just Watch??? March 27th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg What is this I can’t even
Greatest Hits 0 A MetalSucks Exclusive: Return from The Graveyard — King Diamond on His Near-Death and New Life February 4th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks We let the digital recorder run for more than an hour and assembled an oral history from King’s narrative.
The Webernets 0 Here’s a Fun Game to Kill Time January 23rd, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg See if you can name all fifty guitarists on this poster
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: ACE OF BASS October 5th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch Hey, how many bass players does it […]
Br00tal-lists 0 METAL DOMINATES SPIN MAGAZINE’S “100 GREATEST GUITARISTS OF ALL TIME” LIST August 24th, 2012 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Okay so not exactly “dominates,” but still — This past […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WARD WITHOUT END May 18th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch Hi hi hi it’s the new MetalSucks Question Of […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 LEAST SHOCKING NEWS OF THE DAY: BILL WARD OFFICIALLY OUT OF BLACK SABBATH REUNION May 16th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg From the “Well Who Didn’t See This Coming?” Department: Bill […]
Br00tal-lists 0 OUR NEXT BIG LIST: WHO ARE THE 100 GREATEST GUITARISTS OF ALL TIME??? May 4th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein (Photos by Getty Images) Psych! We already did something kinda […]
Tour de Force 0 IT’S OFFICIAL: BLACK SABBATH PLAYING LOLLAPALOOZA April 11th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Following yesterday’s rumors that they were on the bill, Black […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 220 DRAMA! SHARON OSBOURNE FIRES BACK AT BILL WARD “FIRING” RUMORS February 9th, 2012 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein I could not care less whether Bill Ward is in […]
Everyone's Replaceable 360 DID SHARON OSBOURNE FIRE BILL WARD FROM BLACK SABBATH REUNION? February 8th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Before reading any further, please note well: the following is […]
Br00tal-lists 510 ANALYSIS: ROLLING STONE NAMES 100 GREATEST GUITARISTS December 5th, 2011 at 2:30pm Anso DF We at MetalSucks have dealt with the paradoxes involved with […]
Reunion Mania 460 BLACK SABBATH REUNION IS A GO November 11th, 2011 at 4:24pm Axl Rosenberg After months of “speculation” (by which I mean we all […]
Reunion Mania 240 TIME TO NOT GET EXCITED ABOUT THE PENDING OZZY / BLACK SABBATH REUNION October 21st, 2011 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Don’t fool yourselves by the constant he-said she-said back and […]
