New Stuff 140 LIVARKAHIL, KRISIUN AND ARCHAIOS BRING IT FROM FRANCE, BRAZIL AND THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC September 22nd, 2011 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein One of the many beauties of the Internet (besides pr0n, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 100 WHITESNAKE IN CONCERT: A TUTORIAL FOR THE FUTURE August 24th, 2011 at 5:00pm Anso DF Photos by Brian Schroeter Though hard rock has arrived at […]
Unsigned and Unholy 80 UNSIGNED AND UNHOLY: SENTINEL, TELLUSION, DEAD CHANNELS August 2nd, 2011 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein I’m going to put about as much effort into writing […]
Worst Week Ever 90 IN WHICH WE WERE STILL A THING July 29th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Man, I really, really hope that some day, some Korean […]
New Stuff 250 “THE EGOISM”: FLESHGOD APOCALYPSE HAVE YOUR BEST INTERESTS AT HEART July 29th, 2011 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg A friend of ours recently posited that Fleshgod Apocalypse are […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 410 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY – THE JUNE 21ST, 2011 EDITION June 21st, 2011 at 10:00am Vic Vaughn Holy shit, this is the biggest release day of the […]
Metal Moments of Zen 140 APPARENTLY METAL CHILLS OUT BLOODTHIRSTY SHARKS June 16th, 2011 at 2:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt …so says Australian charter boat operator Matt Waller, who has […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 620 A METALSUCKS EXCLUSIVE: DEVIN TOWNSEND TALKS GAY TELESCOPES, ZILTOID TV, AND TOTAL DECONSTRUCTION June 2nd, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF Devin Townsend has so much explaining to do. As a […]
Worst Week Ever 140 IN WHICH WE CLOSED SHOP EARLY FOR MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND May 27th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg If you’re American, you already know it’s Memorial Day weekend, […]
Interviews 460 MAX CAVALERA: “WE NEED TO GO DEEPER INTO THE HEAVINESS AND CREATE SOMETHING HEAVIER.” May 17th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Max Cavalera is a name you’ve probably heard recently. His […]
Haterade 670 A SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE, #21: MAKE ME FAMOUS April 11th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg The Ukrainians have always been SUPER nice to the Jews, […]
The Webernets 190 F*CK YEAH METAL CATS! March 24th, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks I would be probably be okay with becoming a crazy […]
Tweet Twat 410 THE REVIEWS ARE IN: METALSUCKS READERS LOVE DEVIN TOWNSEND (ALSO: DEVY AND PUCIATO, SITTIN’ IN A TREE…) February 16th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Hey guys, why haven’t you posted this yet?!! It only sounds […]
Rampant Rumors 210 DEVIN + MIKAEL + TOMMY + JOE + IHSAHN… OH MY! February 15th, 2011 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein I tried to download Devin Townsend’s free new live EP […]
Interviews 260 JOSH SCOGIN OF THE CHARIOT: THE VINCE NEILSTEIN BRAIN-PICKING SESSION February 7th, 2011 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein (Photo by Chetan Patel for MetalSucks. More pics from their […]
\m/ 90 WINDMILLING IN PRAGUE January 26th, 2011 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein When metalgf and I first started dating she famously confused […]
Freeloader 80 FREELOADER: SUBTERRANEAN FISHMEN’S DEPARTURE EP January 21st, 2011 at 1:00pm Satan Rosenbloom Welcome to the latest edition of “Freeloader” in which we […]
Vicious Vacation 440 VINCE NEILSTEIN’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE TO AMSTERDAM AND PARIS January 12th, 2011 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein While MetalSucks shut down for the holidays and New York […]
Music Dorkery 450 SOME OF THE BEST READER-SUGGESTED ELEPHANTS MARCHING RIFFS January 7th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yesterday I attempted to clarify the meaning of the phrase […]
Greatest Hits 660 KNEEL BEFORE THE POWER OF ELEPHANTS MARCHING RIFFS January 4th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg I think I’ve used the phrase “elephants marching riff” on […]
