Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 260 NOBODY LOOKS GOOD IN THEIR YEAR BOOK PHOTO June 29th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg There’s something reassuring about knowing that people one sometimes considers […]
...And F*ck You Too 850 All My Heroes Have Failed Me June 8th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Now here’s a list for ya: Dave Mustaine – turned […]
Reviews 470 MANTIC RITUAL’S EXECUTIONER – ALBUM OF THE YEAR SO FAR, SAYETH THE OLD FART May 18th, 2009 at 3:58pm Corey Mitchell Have you ever popped in a CD that you knew […]
Editorials 280 DECAPITATED WILL CONTINUE – BUT IS THAT A GOOD THING? March 9th, 2009 at 9:56am Axl Rosenberg It’s hard to believe it’s been over a year since […]
Br00tal-lists 580 ROADRUNNER RECORDS NAMES THE TOP 50 GREATEST METAL FRONTMEN OF ALL TIME February 25th, 2009 at 10:35am Vince Neilstein The fine lads and ladesses over at Roadrunner Records have […]
Interviews 110 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH SYLOSIS GUITARIST JOSH MIDDLETON February 2nd, 2009 at 2:46pm Vince Neilstein U.K. prog-death-thrashers (yeah, I said it) Sylosis are without a […]
Retrospective 120 MANAGEABLE METALLICA MONDAY (ON TUESDAY) #2 (OF 4) December 16th, 2008 at 1:41pm Kip Wingerschmidt Okay, now that we got yesterday’s cavalcade of the new […]
Br00tal-lists 850 F*CK ROLLING STONE PART DEUX: WHO ARE THE GREATEST METAL GUITARISTS OF ALL TIME? December 4th, 2008 at 3:00pm Corey Mitchell My first Fuck Rolling Stone post on metal singers was […]
What the...?? 280 FILE UNDER “ABOMINATIONS”: NICKELBACK COVER METALLICA’S “THE FOUR HORSEMEN” November 24th, 2008 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Blame it on Fall Out Boy. Shortly after these emo […]
Editorials 1390 F*CK ROLLING STONE: WHO ARE THE GREATEST HEAVY METAL SINGERS OF ALL TIME? November 24th, 2008 at 1:59pm Corey Mitchell (Rolling Stone ballot filled out by James Hetfield of Metallica.) […]
Reviews 320 TRIVIUM SILENCE THE HATERS; SHOGUN IS THE REAL DEAL October 6th, 2008 at 3:40pm Vince Neilstein Trivium are a controversial metal band to be sure. Fans […]
Reviews 320 SKIP METALLICA, PROCEED DIRECTLY TO METAL CHURCH September 23rd, 2008 at 1:30pm Corey Mitchell There has been a veritable smorgasbord of Old Fart-approved albums […]
Reviews 330 METALLICA’S DEATH MAGNETIC (VINCE NEILSTEIN’S TAKE) September 11th, 2008 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Metallica will never write Master of Puppets or anything like […]
Reviews 1150 METALLICA’S DEATH MAGNETIC (THE OLD FART’S TAKE) September 11th, 2008 at 1:30pm Corey Mitchell If anyone around here has the right to dissect Metallica, […]
Reviews 330 METALLICA’S DEATH MAGNETIC (DAVID BEE ROTH’S TAKE) September 11th, 2008 at 12:00pm MetalSucks It’s bad. The new Metallica album is bad. Let me […]
Reviews 8460 METALLICA’S DEATH MAGNETIC (SAMMY O’HAGAR’S TAKE) September 11th, 2008 at 10:12am Sammy O'Hagar With Death Magnetic, Metallica’s latest attempt at getting back into […]
Interviews 50 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH WALLS OF JERICHO GUITARIST CHRIS RAWSON September 8th, 2008 at 3:52pm MetalSucks Walls of Jericho were the last band Axl and Vince […]
Editorials 8440 EDDIE VAN HALEN, THE FORGOTTEN GUITAR HERO November 16th, 2007 at 2:14pm Vince Neilstein Tuesday night Axl and I went to see the legendary […]
Cinemetal 150 POUR YOUR MISERY DOWN ON METALLICA October 30th, 2007 at 11:27am Vince Neilstein James Hetfield is only happy when it rains-UH! Or so […]
Oh Don Piano! 1,1940 SLAYER: OH, DON PIANO! August 6th, 2007 at 3:31pm Axl Rosenberg There’s a phrase that I’ve heard batted around a lot […]
