Cinemetal 330 I’M NOT SURE THAT I UNDERSTAND RAMMSTEIN’S “HAIFISCH” VIDEO, BUT I LIKE IT April 23rd, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Here are the some of the things you will see […]
What the...?? 160 ENTER SOCKMAN April 22nd, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Is it possible that Lars Ulrich is such a douche […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 210 THE METALLICA/MEGADETH FEUD RENDERED AS FINE ART January 26th, 2010 at 3:41pm Axl Rosenberg Suckalo Adam Ellsworth sent us the below photo of a […]
What the...?? 70 STEVEN TYLER THINKS THAT REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS January 22nd, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg This shittiest papparazi photo ever was taken this past Tuesday […]
Interviews 170 METAL’S BIGGEST PETERS: HYPOCRISY’S PETER TAGTGREN November 4th, 2009 at 1:30pm Anso DF Metal fans, let’s take a collective moment to consider ourselves […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 450 …AND ANOTHER THING ABOUT DAVE MUSTAINE October 21st, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg While I’ve been defending Roadrunner Records against Dave Mustaine, there’s […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 260 NOBODY LOOKS GOOD IN THEIR YEAR BOOK PHOTO June 29th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg There’s something reassuring about knowing that people one sometimes considers […]
...And F*ck You Too 850 All My Heroes Have Failed Me June 8th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Now here’s a list for ya: Dave Mustaine – turned […]
Reviews 470 MANTIC RITUAL’S EXECUTIONER – ALBUM OF THE YEAR SO FAR, SAYETH THE OLD FART May 18th, 2009 at 3:58pm Corey Mitchell Have you ever popped in a CD that you knew […]
Editorials 280 DECAPITATED WILL CONTINUE – BUT IS THAT A GOOD THING? March 9th, 2009 at 9:56am Axl Rosenberg It’s hard to believe it’s been over a year since […]
Br00tal-lists 580 ROADRUNNER RECORDS NAMES THE TOP 50 GREATEST METAL FRONTMEN OF ALL TIME February 25th, 2009 at 10:35am Vince Neilstein The fine lads and ladesses over at Roadrunner Records have […]
Interviews 110 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH SYLOSIS GUITARIST JOSH MIDDLETON February 2nd, 2009 at 2:46pm Vince Neilstein U.K. prog-death-thrashers (yeah, I said it) Sylosis are without a […]
Retrospective 120 MANAGEABLE METALLICA MONDAY (ON TUESDAY) #2 (OF 4) December 16th, 2008 at 1:41pm Kip Wingerschmidt Okay, now that we got yesterday’s cavalcade of the new […]
Br00tal-lists 850 F*CK ROLLING STONE PART DEUX: WHO ARE THE GREATEST METAL GUITARISTS OF ALL TIME? December 4th, 2008 at 3:00pm Corey Mitchell My first Fuck Rolling Stone post on metal singers was […]
What the...?? 280 FILE UNDER “ABOMINATIONS”: NICKELBACK COVER METALLICA’S “THE FOUR HORSEMEN” November 24th, 2008 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Blame it on Fall Out Boy. Shortly after these emo […]
Editorials 1390 F*CK ROLLING STONE: WHO ARE THE GREATEST HEAVY METAL SINGERS OF ALL TIME? November 24th, 2008 at 1:59pm Corey Mitchell (Rolling Stone ballot filled out by James Hetfield of Metallica.) […]
Reviews 320 TRIVIUM SILENCE THE HATERS; SHOGUN IS THE REAL DEAL October 6th, 2008 at 3:40pm Vince Neilstein Trivium are a controversial metal band to be sure. Fans […]
Reviews 320 SKIP METALLICA, PROCEED DIRECTLY TO METAL CHURCH September 23rd, 2008 at 1:30pm Corey Mitchell There has been a veritable smorgasbord of Old Fart-approved albums […]
Reviews 330 METALLICA’S DEATH MAGNETIC (VINCE NEILSTEIN’S TAKE) September 11th, 2008 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Metallica will never write Master of Puppets or anything like […]
Reviews 1150 METALLICA’S DEATH MAGNETIC (THE OLD FART’S TAKE) September 11th, 2008 at 1:30pm Corey Mitchell If anyone around here has the right to dissect Metallica, […]
