Metal Merch 320 METAL CORSETS: THE NEXT COLOSSAL WASTE OF MONEY November 18th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I am a big fan of corsets. The comfort of […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 250 THE NEW ONSLAUGHT ALBUM ART IS WWWWEIRRRRRRRDDDD November 17th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I really liked Onslaught’s last album, 2007’s Killing Peace, but […]
Green Eggs and Slam 960 SOME OLD BANDS U MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT November 16th, 2010 at 2:40pm Sergeant D When I am not trolling simple-minded, entry-level elitists, I enjoy […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2710 WHAT OLD SCHOOL BANDS DID U WANT TO LIKE, BUT COULDN’T??? November 15th, 2010 at 4:00pm Sergeant D Anyone who was unfortunate enough to have well-meaning-yet-clueless relatives knows […]
Interviews 380 ENSLAVED’S IVAR BJØRNSON: AXIOMA ETHICA ODINITERVIEW November 10th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Enslaved are in that rare category of bands: You can […]
...And F*ck You Too 310 EVAN SEINFELD IS TOO SMART November 10th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a quote from a recent Noisecreep piece on Biohazard’s […]
New Stuff 190 NEW ULCERATE! November 8th, 2010 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Ulcerate are another one of those bands that we haven’t […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2110 WHAT IS UR FAVORITE HARD ROCK BAND??? November 8th, 2010 at 1:20pm Sergeant D There’s nothing I love more than the cock-smashing brutality of […]
Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH WE ASKED SOME QUESTIONS November 5th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Why am I writing this week’s “Worst Week” entirely in […]
Readers' Choice 390 READER’S CHOICE: YEP. F*CKIN’ PEORIA. November 3rd, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Alright. So all of yesterday’s entries from Vegas pretty much […]
Guest Columns 1490 I AGAINST I: GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE ON EUROPEAN METAL VS. AMERICAN METAL November 2nd, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks For my opening salvo, I suppose I should mention that […]
Interviews 410 AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED’S J. RANDALL “VAPORIZES THE MUSIC INDUSTRY” October 27th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Nowadays, fucking everyone is on Twitter — the President, Snooki, […]
Interviews 0 THE MUNSTERS MASH, PART III: INTERVIEW WITH VIRUS UK’S COKE FINDLAY October 25th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks MetalSucks is celebrating the season of the witch with the […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 1850 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOU’RE LISTENING TO October 22nd, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Damn. I haven’t written a blog for you guys while […]
...And F*ck You Too 940 NOW WE HAVE A REASON TO BE ASHAMED OF MOTORHEAD, TOO October 22nd, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Fuck my life. I always thought that Lemmy would be […]
\m/ 160 KERRY KING PERFORMS WITH MEGADETH FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1984 October 22nd, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I’m sure I don’t have to tell you that Kerry […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 120 JUPITER‘S RETURN’S RETURN: THE ATHEIST INTERVIEW (PART II) October 18th, 2010 at 4:30pm Anso DF In the early moments of our conversation, I confirmed with […]
Contests 1760 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A HAMMERS OF MISFORTUNE 3 CD PACKAGE! October 14th, 2010 at 5:30pm Vince Neilstein Now that we’ve gotten the epic story that is last […]
Music Dorkery 180 IT WAS NICE OF OCEANO TO SEND MY DOG A TOY October 14th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg One of the fun things about being a cool blogger […]
Munsters Mash 1 THE MUNSTERS MASH, PART II: WHITE PIGS October 13th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks MetalSucks is celebrating the season of the witch with the […]