Haterade 630 I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE BEEN THERE FOR THIS VIDEO SHOOT November 9th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Dear Oceano: congratulations! You are now only the second worst […]
Worst Week Ever 140 IN WHICH WE GOT FED THROUGH THE TEETH MACHINE October 23rd, 2009 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg There’s a lyric in the song “Hour of Rats” from […]
The Hard R 1570 THE HARD R: DALLAS ON THE EVOLUTION OF DEATHCORE, AND WHY IT’S SWEET AS HELL October 23rd, 2009 at 4:45pm MetalSucks Thanks to everyone who downloaded the package of Graphic Novel […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 50 OXBOW SING SONGS FOR THE FRENCH IN PARIS AND OTHER EUROPEAN CITIES TOO October 23rd, 2009 at 3:00pm Gary Suarez If you’ve made it through THIS AWESOME DAY so far, […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 870 SCRAPING GENIUS OFF THE DAY October 23rd, 2009 at 10:00am Gary Suarez Hello. My name is Gary Suarez. You might remember me […]
Interviews 230 MIKE “GUNFACE” MCKENZIE IS THE LATEST MEMBER OF THE RED CHORD TO PUT UP WITH OUR DUMB QUESTIONS October 21st, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg If there’s any justice in the world, The Red Chord’s […]
Worst Week Ever 140 IN WHICH WE HAD THE UNIVERSE IN OUR BALLS October 16th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Pretty big week here at the MetalSucks Mansion. We laughed, […]
Admin 2600 SCRAPED THAT GENIUS OFF OUR WHEEL October 16th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks We have fired Gary Suarez. There will be no more […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 100 EYELOVEYOU, EYEHATEGOD October 13th, 2009 at 3:30pm Gary Suarez I know I’m not alone in my excitement over the […]
\m/ 190 A GROYSE METSIE FROM EARACHE RECORDS October 8th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg First of all, for our non-Chosen readers: groyse metsie is […]
Tiberian Vocalizations 820 Tiberian Vocalizations: Cormorant’s Arthur Von Nagel Gives You The Anatomy of a Record Contract October 1st, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Please join us in welcoming our latest musician columnist, Cormorant’s […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 1020 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL ON AMERICAN AUDIENCES VS. EUROPEAN AUDIENCES September 23rd, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks You guys familiar with the phrase “Grass is greener?” Well, […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 270 DEVIN TOWNSEND IS ADDICTED TO PLAYING LIVE September 23rd, 2009 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Devin Townsend has gone on record several times over the […]
Music Dorkery 520 AXL ROSENBERG SHOULD JUST GO JOIN WAKING THE CADAVER September 18th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg If you read this site regularly, then you’re probably aware […]
Contests 2970 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN EVERY TIME I DIE’S NEW CD NEW JUNK AESTHETIC AND A T-SHIRT September 10th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Congrats to the winners of last week’s funny photo caption […]
Contests 1770 OUR BEST CONTEST EVER, PART 2: FINALISTS TO TAKE OVER METALSUCKS FOR A DAY! August 18th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Alright, kiddies. Sorry for the delay – there were so […]
Contests 1490 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A PACKAGE OF CDs FROM EARACHE RECORDS August 6th, 2009 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Funny Photo Caption Contest is back; sorry for the delay, […]
Reviews 80 NOVEMBERS DOOM COMPOUND A SUMMER OF MISERABLE WEATHER INTO AN HOUR OF DEATH/DOOM ON INTO NIGHT’S REQUIEM INFERNAL July 21st, 2009 at 1:00pm Sammy O'Hagar It takes a lot of balls to put the music […]
New Stuff 110 PERIPHERY COVER MICHAEL JACKSON, AUGUST BURNS RED COVER THEMSELVES June 29th, 2009 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Periphery, an MS fave appearing on this year’s Thrash & […]
Reunion Mania 260 FAITH NO MORE, NOW RESTORED June 11th, 2009 at 10:15am Axl Rosenberg I won’t bore you with the specifics of the emotional […]
