Music Dorkery 60 TOOL GUITARIST SHOWS YOU HIS TOOLS September 16th, 2010 at 10:31am Vince Neilstein Mega dork-out time! Ready for a trip through Tool guitarist […]
Cinemetal 300 NEW PORCUPINE TREE VIDEO IS AWESOME, TOOLISH July 9th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Whenever I see a stop-motion animation video which tells the […]
Rampant Rumors 190 TOOL ARE WORKING ON A NEW ALBUM!! April 14th, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein The past, present and future best band on the planet […]
\m/ 340 DRUMSTERBATION WITH TOOL’S DANNY CAREY AND MASTODON’S BRANN DAILOR April 5th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg One of the best parts of the Tool Lateralus tour […]
Viral Vomit 180 TOOL’S “LATERALUS,” AS PERFORMED BY AN EIGHT-PIECE KOTO ENSEMBLE April 2nd, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg The headline pretty much says it all. I don’t really […]
Reviews 150 REISSUES AS A LEARNING TOOL: CONVULSE’S WORLD WITHOUT GOD January 5th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Gotta be honest: I didn’t know Finland’s Convulse before the […]
\m/ 340 A COVER OF TOOL’S “SOBER” THAT SURPASSES EVEN THE ORIGINAL January 4th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg A reader known simply as “Al G” submitted this, and… […]
Music Dorkery 170 AN EPIC PIANO COVER OF TOOL’S “VICARIOUS” December 11th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Tool are another example of a band that aren’t being […]
Music Dorkery 380 TOOL’S “LATERALUS”: THE EPIC PIANO VERSION August 24th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Have you ever listened to Tool? Have you ever listened […]
Show Reviews 520 TOP TEN THINGS WE HEARD HIPSTERS SAY AT ALL POINTS WEST THAT WE’D NEVER HEAR AT A REGULAR TOOL SHOW August 4th, 2009 at 4:15pm MetalSucks This past Saturday night, Vince and Axl bought tickets to […]
21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 4570 #12: TOOL – LATERALUS June 19th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein We recently polled a wide array of musicians, managers, publicists, […]
Tour de Force 540 TOOL SEMI-TOUR KINDA ANNOUNCED! May 27th, 2009 at 5:51pm Vince Neilstein In typical Tool fashion, the current reigning title-holders of “Best […]
...And F*ck You Too 310 MARILYN MANSON & METALSUCKS AGREE: WES BORLAND IS A HYPOCRITE TOOL BAG May 13th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg To review: last year Wes Borland joined Marilyn Manson. This […]
Tour de Force 220 TOOL TO HEADLINE LOLLAPALOOZA? March 23rd, 2009 at 5:54pm Vince Neilstein According to Consequence of Sound, the best band in the […]
Viral Vomit 140 STATUS OF TOOL AND A PERFECT CIRCLE: “CLASSIFIED” January 27th, 2009 at 3:50pm Vince Neilstein At least according to this, erm, “press conference” video for […]
Editorials 4660 IT’S A SHAME OTEP’S MUSIC SUCKS SO MUCH (PLUS: DAVE NAVARRO IS A TOOL) September 30th, 2008 at 1:03pm Vince Neilstein It’s a shame Otep’s music sucks so much, because it’s […]
Editorials 190 REVOLVER’S ALL-TOOL ISSUE IS BACK! September 22nd, 2008 at 10:45am Vince Neilstein Remember this past May when we gave away a few […]
Contests 780 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF REVOLVER’S SPECIAL EDITION TOOL ISSUE May 15th, 2008 at 2:52pm MetalSucks Last week we got a whole lot of racist but […]
Cinemetal 20 NICOLAS CAGE’S SON IS AN EVEN BIGGER TOOL THAN HE IS April 23rd, 2008 at 12:38pm Axl Rosenberg Ah, the mid-90’s. When Nicolas Cage parlayed his Oscar win […]
Cinemetal 50 MATZAH METAL: TOOL, THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER AND CARCASS GET DOWN WITH THE TEN PLAGUES April 23rd, 2008 at 11:03am Vince Neilstein It’s time for the second installment of our Passover series […]
