Please Kill Me 380 ANOTHER SIGN OF THE IMPENDING APOCALYPSE: TOMMY LEE WORKING WITH DANE COOK November 11th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Dane Cook, a comedian so devastatingly untalented that he makes […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 170 PURCHASE A SHARE IN ROYALTIES FROM A SONG THAT DOESN’T EARN ROYALTIES ANYMORE November 3rd, 2009 at 5:03pm Axl Rosenberg Remember when I posted Enuff Z’Nuff’s awesomely terrible video for […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 50 VINCE NEIL, EXPOSED ONCE AGAIN October 28th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein I know exactly two people who will be really really […]
...And F*ck You Too 200 I PROPOSE A MOTLEY MORATORIUM ON TOMMY LEE October 21st, 2009 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Industry guru Bob Lefsetz, in one of his typically off-topic […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 380 ANOTHER GREATEST HITS ALBUM FROM MOTLEY CRUE? SERIOUSLY? October 12th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg You know when you know you’ve got too many greatest […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 470 HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN LENNON October 9th, 2009 at 3:12pm Axl Rosenberg He would have been 69 years old today. I did […]
Cinemetal 160 1983 MOTLEY CRUE WOULD SLAUGHTER 2009 MOTLEY CRUE IN A FIGHT September 21st, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Some things never change, like Vince Neil getting winded and […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 370 TALENTLESS HACK INSULTS FELLOW TALENTLESS HACK September 10th, 2009 at 12:34pm Axl Rosenberg This is a story about a band I don’t care […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 230 ARRESTING WILD WOMEN AT A MOTLEY CRUE CONCERT IS LIKE ARRESTING CATHOLICS AT A CHURCH August 19th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Arresting wild women at a Motley Crue concert is like […]
Editorials 180 MORGAN ROSE FEELS GOOD WITH MOTLEY CRUE August 17th, 2009 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein This live footage of Morgan Rose filling in for the […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 190 I WONDER IF THEY’RE SPEAKING FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE? July 29th, 2009 at 10:33am Axl Rosenberg Well, you can’t say that Jim Malone doesn’t have a […]
Interviews 260 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH JOHNNY KELLY OF TYPE O NEGATIVE AND SEVENTH VOID July 14th, 2009 at 2:00pm Sammy O'Hagar As a part of goth metal OGs Type O Negative, […]
\m/ 330 HEAVY METAL BORED GAMES July 8th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I’ve been meaning to mention this for a week. But […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 260 NOBODY LOOKS GOOD IN THEIR YEAR BOOK PHOTO June 29th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg There’s something reassuring about knowing that people one sometimes considers […]
Poll 280 POLL: IS THE CURRENT TREND OF BANDS PERFORMING OLD ALBUMS IN THEIR ENTIRETY A GIMMICK? May 6th, 2009 at 3:00pm MetalSucks A few years ago Slayer performed Reign in Blood in […]
What the...?? 250 ANTHRAX ARE HEADLINING… ROCKLAHOMA? SERIOUSLY? March 26th, 2009 at 12:15pm Axl Rosenberg What do Twisted Sister, Great White, Kix, Nelson, Danger Danger […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 90 YES, YES, YES!!! THE BRET MICHAELS BOOK IS FINALLY COMING OUT! March 26th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg It was over a year ago that we first got […]
Cinemetal 60 BEFORE BRIAN POSEHN, SAM KINISON WAS THE MOST METAL COMEDIAN IN THE WORLD March 4th, 2009 at 2:03pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t watched any of Sam Kinison’s old stand-up in […]
Tour de Force 310 CRUEFEST 2: WORST TOUR EVER? March 3rd, 2009 at 10:55am Vince Neilstein Ok, ok, fine, THIS is quite obviously the worst tour […]
