Metal in the Media 0 Report Claims Black Metal and High on Fire are Great for Computer Coding Productivity June 13th, 2019 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Death metal is good, too, but doom, not so much.
Metal in the Media 0 Rick Rubin Says Slayer Invented Black Metal May 6th, 2019 at 10:13am Vince Neilstein Did the legendary producer misspeak or does he actually believe this?
Br00tal-lists 0 Metal Hammer Says These Are the 40 Best Black Metal Albums Ever August 23rd, 2018 at 1:43pm Axl Rosenberg Fucking Burzum.
Cinemetal 0 Rebel Wizard’s “Drunk on the Wizdom of Unicorn Semen” Is a Big Fuck You to Black Metal Tradition August 17th, 2018 at 10:57am Emperor Rhombus This is not the corpsepaint crabwalk you were looking for.
Viral Vomit 0 The Black Metal Version of Toto’s “Africa” You’ve Been Asking For August 8th, 2018 at 10:08am Vince Neilstein So kvlt.
Podcasts 0 I Went on Mike Hill from Tombs’ Podcast to Talk About Bigotry in the Black Metal Scene July 30th, 2018 at 1:09pm Vince Neilstein We discuss recent controversies in the metal community and the journalistic processes behind covering them.
New Stuff 0 Polish Blackened Death Metallers Hate Drop New Single, Sign to Metal Blade Records July 16th, 2018 at 2:18pm Skaylatonwitch Yep, sounds like Polish black metal.
Cinemetal 0 Belzebubs Are The New Cartoon Metal Band We’ve Been Longing For July 10th, 2018 at 12:51pm Skaylatonwitch Metalocalypse fans rejoice!
Cinemetal Premieres 0 Video Premiere: Gwenmarie White’s Black Metal Cover of Taylor Swift’s “Bad Blood” May 29th, 2018 at 5:29pm MetalSucks As haunting and awesome as you’d think!
Editorials 0 Editorial: Of Course Black Metal Is Racist—It’s Evil May 3rd, 2018 at 12:41pm Emperor Rhombus Sucks that your favorite guitarist is a Nazi, but if you’re surprised that a genre about moral inversion is full of bigots, you’re an idiot.
Viral Vomit 0 If Breakup Songs Were Black Metal December 12th, 2017 at 4:15pm Vince Neilstein Smash hit breakup songs by Adele, One Republic, Justin Timberlake, CeeLo and Rihanna all get the frosty and grim treatment here.
Metal Tech 0 Power Metal and Black Metal Top Spotify’s “Emerging Genres” Chart for 2017 December 7th, 2017 at 10:17am Vince Neilstein “Melodic Power Metal” and “Chaotic Black Metal” are apparently emerging in 2017.
MSTV 0 Video: ABBA Songs in the Style of Black Metal November 22nd, 2017 at 11:36am MetalSucks Never before has “Dancing Queen” sounded so grim and frostbitten.
Music Dorkery 0 Video: Black Metal Parodies of Pop Songs August 29th, 2017 at 9:31am Vince Neilstein Also: black metal versions of hits by Justin Bieber, Megan Trainor, Miley Cyrus and more.
Level Up 0 Xas Irkalla: A Brutal New Game Worthy of Metal August 23rd, 2017 at 1:49pm Jeff Treppel Like D&D for metalheads with a penchant for the extremely bleak.
Lost in the Mosh 0 False, Integrity and the Best, Most-Overlooked Metal of July August 1st, 2017 at 4:40pm Nic Huber MetalSucks’ newest monthly column will be devoted to reviewing the best, most overlooked heavy releases of the month.
MSTV 0 Video: Black Metal… In the Desert! March 8th, 2017 at 12:03pm MetalSucks Why does black metal always have to be so frostbitten and cold? Woods of Trees’ latest video brings black metal to perhaps the most brutal, punishing, unforgiving landscape on Earth: the desert.
This Sucks 0 Antifa Protest Against NSBM Band Graveland Causes Black Metal Fest in Montreal to be Canceled November 29th, 2016 at 9:53am Vince Neilstein Antifa tossed smoke grenades, called in bomb threats and started fires.
\m/ 0 True Story: A Couple on Their Engagement Photo Shoot Stumbled Upon a Black Metal Band in the Woods October 24th, 2016 at 9:26am Vince Neilstein The nuptials of John Awesome (yes, really) and Nydia Hernandez just got WAY more grim.
Editorials 0 What’s the Next Big Trend in Metal? October 20th, 2016 at 11:56am Vince Neilstein Have we entered the era of post-everything?
