Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 80 MY OFFICIAL NEW ENGLAND METAL & HARDCORE FESTIVAL REPORT–IN TWEETS! May 17th, 2010 at 1:00pm Gary Suarez Originally, I had planned on livetweeting this year’s New England […]
Metal in the Media 410 METAL MADDOW’S REPUBLICAN NATIONAL DEATH METAL CONVENTION May 13th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I don’t watch Rachel Maddow’s MSNBC program on a regular […]
Editorials 380 WOULD YOU LET THIS DUDE TEACH YOUR KIDS? May 7th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg It’s good to know that Mike White’s character in School […]
New Stuff 80 WELL, AT LEAST YOU CAN LISTEN TO 1349’S DEMONOIR April 21st, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg The MetalSucks co-sponsored Evisceration Plague Tour kicked off last night […]
Tour de Force 220 THIS TOUR WILL F*CK YOU WITH A KNIFE March 29th, 2010 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Which tour would that be? Why the MetalSucks and Decibel-sponsored […]
Cinemetal 160 CANNIBAL CORPSE’S “PRIESTS OF SODOM”: ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME RIFFS OF 2009 GETS A VIDEO March 25th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Getting the latest album by a legendary band that you […]
Editorials 880 The Looks That Kill: God Forbid’s Doc Coyle on the Role of Image in Music March 17th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks I am going to assume that a decent portion of […]
Ten Great Bands That Inadvertently Helped Ruin Metal 1820 #10: CANNIBAL CORPSE March 15th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The old cliché goes that genius is the very simple […]
What the...?? 240 TORTURE KILLER: REMEMBER WHEN CHRIS BARNES JOINED A SIX FEET UNDER COVER BAND? March 5th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg So it’s like this: over the weekend I re-discovered Pandora. […]
Tour de Force 420 DECIBEL & METALSUCKS PROUDLY PRESENT THE EVISCERATION PLAGUE TOUR FEATURING CANNIBAL CORPSE WITH 1349, SKELETONWITCH, AND LECHEROUS NOCTURNE February 15th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Cannibal Corpse are one of death metal’s founding fathers and […]
Br00tal-lists 260 TEN THINGS I’D BE MORE SURPRISED TO FIND AT A MOTLEY CRUE CONCERT THAN A COUPLE SHTUPPING February 8th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So this couple was caught fucking at a Motley Crue […]
Reviews 260 GRAVEYARD CLASSICS III: SIX FEET UNDER PLAYS IT AGAIN January 21st, 2010 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Deep into a storied career that took him from Cannibal […]
Editorials 1000 THE SONG REMAINS THE SAME: GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE RESPONDS TO VINCE’S KILLSWITCH ENGAGE CRITICISMS December 16th, 2009 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Last week, during one of my daily perusals of this […]
Viral Vomit 410 WALT DISNEY’S HEAD IS ROLLING IN ITS CRYOGENIC CHAMBER December 1st, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Proving that you can make almost any awesome metal song […]
Haterade 330 BOO GET RAPED November 24th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Although I know of at least one groupie who probably […]
Music Dorkery 490 NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO GET THAT ANAL CUNT SONG IN THE NEXT ROCK BAND October 19th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Apparently the makers of Rock Band are now allowing fans […]
New Stuff 80 THE BEST NEW SONG RELEASED YESTERDAY BELONGS TO HYPOCRISY October 14th, 2009 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein It’s called “Hang Him High” and it’s currently streaming on […]
What the...?? 360 WORLD OF WARCRAFT CORPSEGRINDER October 7th, 2009 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein This is kind of like that video of Ronnie James […]
Haterade 550 THE WORST DEATH METAL SONG EVER? September 10th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our friend Sergeant D at Metal Inquisition has taken it […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 1990 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU CARE ABOUT METAL LYRICS August 27th, 2009 at 3:30pm MetalSucks So Vince and I were talking the other day about […]
