Reunion Mania 190 DEAR METAL BANDS: STOP BREAKING UP. BECAUSE YOU’LL INEVITABLY GET BACK TOGETHER. April 30th, 2009 at 4:45pm Vince Neilstein Our bro-bros at Metal Insider brought up a good point […]
Tour de Force 140 HEY! DIDJA KNOW OPETH AND ENSLAVED ARE TOURING TOGETHER? DIDJA? DIDJA? HUH? DIDJA? January 30th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg So many of you have e-mailed us this week to […]
Worst Week Ever 200 IN WHICH WE SHUT DOWN GITMO January 23rd, 2009 at 6:41pm Vince Neilstein Finally… we have a capable, intelligent, forward-thinking new U.S. president. […]
Cinemetal 240 CARCASS PLAY WEDDINGS January 20th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Not really, of course – but these clips from old […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE COMPARED GAAHL TO PUPPIES November 14th, 2008 at 5:30pm Vince Neilstein Mostly this week I just watched the Puppy Cam. But […]
Editorials 320 SHOULD CARCASS RECORD A NEW ALBUM? November 13th, 2008 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Sometimes I think it would be nice to go back […]
Interviews 90 ENSLAVED’S GRUTTLE KJELLSON: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW November 4th, 2008 at 2:46pm Sammy O'Hagar Since its inception in the late ‘80s, black metal has […]
Contests 7400 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN ABORTED “EVIDENCE BAG” PRIZE PACKAGE September 10th, 2008 at 5:55pm MetalSucks The great MetalSucks Mansion purge of ’08 has commenced, and […]
Editorials 140 WHY ARE NECROPHAGIST SO BLOODY AWESOME? September 5th, 2008 at 12:19pm Kip Wingerschmidt I’ve been meaning to write about Germany’s Necrophagist for some […]
Editorials 110 PROTEST THE HERO *FINALLY* JOIN A TOUR WORTH SEEING (PLUS FALL TOUR ROUNDUP) July 29th, 2008 at 3:21pm Vince Neilstein After fellating Protest the Hero’s incredible early-2008 release Fortress for […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IT’S NOT A TUMAH, BUT THE FBI IS GONNA RAID THE BABY CARCASSES IN OUR GRAVEYARD ANYWAY June 27th, 2008 at 5:49pm Vince Neilstein It was kind of a slow week in metal but […]
Editorials 40 OH F*CK YES: CARCASS FINALLY ANNOUNCE U.S. DATE(S?) June 24th, 2008 at 10:50am Axl Rosenberg Vince and I decided not to make the trek out […]
Cinemetal 50 MATZAH METAL: TOOL, THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER AND CARCASS GET DOWN WITH THE TEN PLAGUES April 23rd, 2008 at 11:03am Vince Neilstein It’s time for the second installment of our Passover series […]
Editorials 60 AT THE GATES TO TOUR THE U.S. February 1st, 2008 at 10:47am Axl Rosenberg American At the Gates fans who can’t afford a ticket […]
Editorials 70 EVAN SEINFELD PULLS HIS DICK OUT OF TERA PATRICK LONG ENOUGH TO DO BIOHAZARD REUNION January 22nd, 2008 at 11:13am Axl Rosenberg Yeah yeah yeah, Evan Seinfeld has done lots of “legitimate” […]
