Events 0 Children of Bodom’s Alexi Laiho To Perform with 100 Guitarists in Helsinki April 27th, 2015 at 1:30pm MetalSucks And here we can barely get five people together for band practice every week.
Lick My Label 0 In the Mood for Bodomcore? Try Denmark’s Essence April 9th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg “Yes, I’ll have the Children of Bodom, please, hold the keyboards.”
New Stuff 0 Listen: Chuck Billy and Alexei Laiho Cover Ozzy Osbourne’s “Mr. Crowley” February 4th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s okay.
Br00tal-lists 0 Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Heavy Metal January 16th, 2015 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg TRUTH.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Everyone and Their Mother to Appear on New Randy Rhoads Tribute Album January 13th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Recall, if you can, a distant time — April of […]
Punishing Pictorials 0 Forty-One Metal and Hard Rock Albums That Will Be Ten-Years-Old in 2015 December 19th, 2014 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Fuck, we’re old.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Robb Flynn Calls Out MetalSucks Commenters for Being Idiots/Awesome October 28th, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Flynn is a wizard-level troll.
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week October 24th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Iron Maiden, Tool, Job for a Cowboy, and more.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Machine Head’s Robb Flynn is Trolling the Crap Out of Children of Bodom’s Alexi Laiho October 23rd, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Robb calls Alexi a “little bitch-ass!”
Tour de Force 0 Machine Head Have Postponed Their Fall Tour with Children of Bodom, Epica and Battlecross September 18th, 2014 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein The tl;dr version: “We haven’t completely finished our new album yet that already has a release date, and we really gotta do that!”
Contests 0 Sweepstakes: Win Tickets to Machine Head’s 2014 North American Tour with Children of Bodom, Epica and Battlecross! September 11th, 2014 at 3:30pm MetalSucks We’re giving away a pair of tickets for every tour stop!
Tour de Force 0 Machine Head, Children of Bodom, Epica and Battlecross Fall North American Tour Announced! July 28th, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Big tour big time.
Rampant Rumors 0 ‘Nother Juicy Tour “Rumor”: Machine Head, Children of Bodom, Epica, and Battlecross June 24th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Two dates have leaked out… more shall surely follow.
New Stuff 0 Marty Friedman is a “Steroidhead” January 23rd, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Former Megadeth guitarist is still better than just about everybody.
Editorials 0 Metal Makes Everything Better November 12th, 2013 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Thoughts on how even the most unbearable songs can be made awesome via metal covers.
Tour de Force 0 Winter 2014 Tour Alert: Children of Bodom, Hypocrisy and Tyr October 29th, 2013 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein No rest for you. Get dates in here.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Heavy MTL 2013: A Headbanger’s Journey Concludes August 26th, 2013 at 1:00pm Anso DF The final day of Heavy MTL 2013 was deja vu all over again!
Cinemetal 0 Clowns and Some Light Breaking and Entering: Backstage Stories from Mayhem Fest 2013 July 30th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Worth watching just to hear Evan Seinfeld reference the horah.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Guitar Solo? More Like Guitar So No! July 26th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks A bad guitar solo. Sadder than a fattie with small boobs :(
Neilstein Soundscam 0 Neilstein Soundscam: Deafheaven and Scale the Summit Duking it Out June 27th, 2013 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Black Dahlia! Sabbath! Amon Amarth! Children of Bodom! More!
