Punishing Pictorials 0 Heavy Metal Band Pictograms, Anyone? February 27th, 2017 at 2:58pm MetalSucks Can you guess which metal band each of these photos represents?
New Stuff 0 Shining’s Jørgen Munkeby and Chimp Spanner’s Paul Ortiz Guest on Poetry in Telegrams Track “Breathing” October 12th, 2016 at 4:36pm Vince Neilstein Do you like Shining, Chimp Spanner and/or Jeff Buckley? GET IN HERE!
New Stuff 0 Stream a New Chimp Spanner Demo Called “Aurora” January 14th, 2014 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Hear the latest from Paul Ortiz.
Cinemetal 0 PERIPHERY’S JEFF HOLCOMB MADE A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT SUMMER SLAUGHTER 2012 October 1st, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg What my headline says. You can watch it below. I’m […]
Tour de Force 0 HERE’S THE FINAL LINE-UP FOR EUROBLAST 8! July 19th, 2012 at 12:30pm MetalSucks UPDATE #2, 4 Oct: Veil of Maya have now dropped […]
Rigged 0 RIGGED: CHIMP SPANNER (PAUL ORTIZ) July 10th, 2012 at 2:00pm MetalSucks MetalSucks is sponsoring the Intrinsic 2012 Tour featuring The Contortionist, […]
Music Dorkery 0 CHIMP SPANNER RELEASES PLAYTHROUGH VIDEO, GETS VERY EXCITEBIKE ABOUT U.S. TOUR June 22nd, 2012 at 1:00pm MetalSucks What does Chimp Spanner have in common with The Contortionist, […]
Tour de Force 0 DATES ADDED TO THE CONTORTIONIST, JEFF LOOMIS, CHIMP SPANNER AND 7 HORNS 7 EYES U.S. TOUR June 19th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks UPDATE, 6/26, 1:01pm EDT: One more new date added! Original […]
Tour de Force 0 METALSUCKS PRESENTS: EUROBLAST 8, FEATURING SCAR SYMMETRY, JEFF LOOMIS, ANIMALS AS LEADERS AND MORE June 14th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks UPDATE, 4 Oct: The lineup has since changed. View the […]
Tour de Force 0 METALSUCKS PROUDLY PRESENTS THE INTRINSIC 2012 NORTH AMERICAN TOUR, STARRING THE CONTORTIONIST WITH JEFF LOOMIS, CHIMP SPANNER, AND 7 HORNS 7 EYES! June 8th, 2012 at 11:31am MetalSucks UPDATE, 6/26, 1:01pm EDT: One more new date added! UPDATE, […]
Worst Week Ever 240 IN WHICH WE USED THE BIG FOUR AS THE ANSWER ON OUR SCIENCE EXAM February 17th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Thanks to Justin Norton for this video! Get the latest […]
Reviews 250 WHERE EXACTLY DOES CHIMP SPANNER’S ALL ROADS LEAD HERE LEAD? February 13th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Say what you will about djent, but at least one […]
Editorials 1180 PONDERING THE RELEVANCE OF MESHUGGAH IN 2012 February 13th, 2012 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Update, 2:13pm: Added new lyric video for “Break Those Bones […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 240 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: FEBRUARY 7, 2012 February 7th, 2012 at 11:30am Vic Vaughn This week brings less than a ton of new metal, […]
Tour de Force 120 EUROBLAST IS ONLY THREE WEEKS AWAY! September 30th, 2011 at 10:00am MetalSucks No longer is the MetalSucks live show slate confined to […]
Music Dorkery 190 CHIMP SPANNER VS. HIS DAD: DUELING ORTIZZZZZEZ!! January 14th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Well this is pretty much the best video ever of […]
Guest Columns 470 TESSERACT’S ACLE ON THE BIRTH OF TESSERACT AND THE DJENT MOVEMENT October 6th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The “djent” / bedroom producer-musician scene has gone from a […]
Readers' Choice 160 READERS’ CHOICE MAILBAG DUMP January 8th, 2010 at 4:11pm Vince Neilstein Readers’ Choice submissions have been coming in by the boatload […]
Music Dorkery 260 EVER PLAYED DRUMS? EVER PLAYED THE KEYBOARD? EVER PLAYED DRUMS ON THE KEYBOARD???? January 6th, 2010 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein I know what you’re thinking… that playing drums on the […]
