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Tag: Five Finger Death Punch


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Punishing Pictorials 0
Popular Metal Albums with Clickbait Titles
April 3rd, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks

Covers of albums by Metallica, Megadeth, Slipknot, The Dillinger Escape Plan, and more get re-imagined to be particularly well-suited to the internet era.


Metal Mysteries 0
Metal-Related Questions I Jotted Down When I Was Baked
December 12th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Just call me the heavy metal Confucius.


Black Collar Workers 0
Wanna Know How Much Money Mastodon, King Diamond, Five Finger Death Punch and Others Earn on Tour?
October 31st, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein

You’re dying to know, aren’t you? (Hint: don’t go into metal if you wanna get rich).


Metal Tech 0
Motograter’s Crowdfunding Campaign is a Rousing Success
August 11th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Three weeks in, and they’ve raised less money than Bret Michaels spends on hair spray every day.


Tour de Force 0
Knotfest 2014 to Feature Danzig, Five Finger Death Punch, Volbeat, Not Joey Jordison
July 7th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Amongst a ton of others, natch.


Editorials 0
Five Finger Death Punch Bassist Chris Kael Lacks Self-Awareness
May 19th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

“If you put out garbage, no one’s gonna buy it,” says guy who got his job because he had the right look.


Worst Week Ever 0
In Which We Took Some Risks
May 16th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

We’re kidding. We wouldn’t listen to Risk even if it were free.


Editorials 0
Did Five Finger Death Punch Abuse a Little Girl? (No. No They Did Not.)
May 15th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

Great. Now I have to defend Five Finger Death Punch.


Cinemetal 0
Watch Metal Injection’s Coverage from the Black Carpet of the 2014 Revolver Golden Gods Awards
April 28th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Eddie Hermida impersonates Axl Rose! Marilyn Manson abducts a young girl! A surprising number of musicians want to fuck Alice Cooper! And more!!!


Cinemetal 0
WARNING: Viewing Five Finger Death Punch’s “House of the Rising Sun” Video WILL Make You Stupider
March 24th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

This is so bad it’s basically mind rape.


Worst Week Ever 0
In Which We Found Out That Sid Caesar’s Son Use to be a Member of Napalm Death
February 14th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

No, not really.


Tour de Force 0
Rocklahoma 2014 is Nothing if Not Diverse
February 11th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Line-up includes Twisted Sister, Deftones, Down, and Skid Row.


New Stuff 0
Five Finger Death Punch Have Done Terrible Things to The Animals
February 11th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Like record an abysmal cover of “House of the Rising Sun.”


Cinemetal 0
“Deceived”: Jake E. Lee’s New Jam Is Awesome
January 22nd, 2014 at 3:30pm Anso DF

MetalSucks to producer: Say it don’t spray it.


Tour de Force 0
Rock on the Range 2014 Has One of the Best Worst Line-Ups Ever
January 16th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Mastodon! Gojira! Kvelertak!!! Kid Rock? Five Finger Death Punch? Seether???


Reunion Mania 0
Motograter Have Reunited. Wait… Who are Motograter?
January 3rd, 2014 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein

The nu-metal revival apocalypse is upon us.


Shit That Comes Out Today 0
Sh*t That Comes Out Today: November 19, 2013
November 19th, 2013 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund

2013 is not yet over. Nay, not if Funeral Circle, Lord Fist, Carne, Bones, Face All Fears, and Ghost have their say!


Viral Vomit 0
Five Finger Death Punch Drummer Jeremy Spencer Finally Contributes Some Art of Value to the World
November 12th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

I don’t know why this exists, but I’m glad it does.


Neilstein Soundscam 0
Neilstein Soundscam: Five Finger Sucker Punch
August 8th, 2013 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein

Also: Norma Jean, Chimaira and Exhumed.


Shit That Comes Out Today 0
Sh*t That Comes Out Today: July 30, 2013
July 30th, 2013 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund

It’s new releases day! Get in here and jam!


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