Hair Metal Happy Hour 50 I STILL LIKE THIS SONG September 21st, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg We make fun of L.A. Guns quite a bit, mostly […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 1990 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU CARE ABOUT METAL LYRICS August 27th, 2009 at 3:30pm MetalSucks So Vince and I were talking the other day about […]
New Stuff 190 WHAT I’VE LEARNED FROM MARDUK August 27th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve actually learned […]
New Stuff 290 CHIMAIRA’S ROB ARNOLD HAS ANOTHER BAND?!? August 26th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you read this site regularly, you’re already aware that […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 450 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: DAATH’S EYAL LEVI ON HIS MOST INFLUENTIAL METAL RECORDS OF ALL TIME (THE EARLY DAYS) August 11th, 2009 at 3:30pm MetalSucks MEGADETH, RUST IN PEACE Ok, I was like, what, eleven […]
What the...?? 200 ELTON JOHN IS ON THE NEW ALICE IN CHAINS ALBUM?!? August 11th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg According to Blabbermouth, Elton John plays on the title track […]
Show Reviews 520 TOP TEN THINGS WE HEARD HIPSTERS SAY AT ALL POINTS WEST THAT WE’D NEVER HEAR AT A REGULAR TOOL SHOW August 4th, 2009 at 4:15pm MetalSucks This past Saturday night, Vince and Axl bought tickets to […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 210 BREAKING NEWS: LARS ULRICH AND AXL ROSE AREN’T NICE DUDES July 30th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve gotten multiple e-mails from peeps about this interview The […]
Br00tal-lists 490 TOP 5 (ACTUALLY 6 OR 7) SONGS THAT I WOULD PROBABLY USE AS MY STRIPPER SONG July 30th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Last week, Elise at Reign in Blonde wrote a piece […]
\m/ 70 HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLASH July 23rd, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I know we (well, I at least) give Slash a […]
Black Collar Workers 380 SEBASTIAN BACH DOESN’T WANT TO PAY YOU July 22nd, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I imagine that when the members of, say, Daath get […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 160 SO IT’S BACK TO WEED-ONLY FOR ME FOR AWHILE July 17th, 2009 at 9:56am Axl Rosenberg When I left the bar on the relatively early side […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 210 COURTNEY LOVE BELIEVES AN AMERICAN EXPRESS BILL DETERMINES HER RIGHTS TO HOLE July 15th, 2009 at 4:30pm Gary Suarez When I first heard that Courtney Love was going to […]
\m/ 220 MOBY CALLS GWAR “THE BEST LIVE BAND EVER” July 15th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Annoying as he is, I’d love to talk metal with […]
Cinemetal 310 THE STATE V. SLASH July 15th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is gonna be a long, Lefsetzian rant that is […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 260 NOBODY LOOKS GOOD IN THEIR YEAR BOOK PHOTO June 29th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg There’s something reassuring about knowing that people one sometimes considers […]
Editorials 710 ON MICHAEL JACKSON June 26th, 2009 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg At the risk of sounding disrespectful: we cannot look at […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 170 COURTNEY LOVE DECIDES TO SULLY HOLE’S ALREADY DAMAGED REPUTATION June 18th, 2009 at 11:10am Gary Suarez Paleozoic UK-based periodical NME reported today that Courtney Love will […]
This Sucks 340 IF YOU NEVER SAW NINE INCH NAILS LIVE BEFORE, YOU MAY HAVE BLOWN IT June 16th, 2009 at 8:46am Axl Rosenberg A Nine Inch Nails live show is, truly, something to […]
What the...?? 110 THE NY TIMES IS TOO GOOD FOR ANYONE NAMED “DUFF” June 2nd, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I was a little taken aback when I was this […]
