Hipsters Out Of Metal! 90 ANAL CUNT’S SETH PUTNAM LIVES ON IN OUR HEARTS, SONG TITLES October 19th, 2011 at 10:30am Anso DF Not Seth Putnam One mind-blowing aspect of Devin Townsend’s Deconstruction […]
Necessary Roughness 230 NECESSARY ROUGHNESS: SH*T GETS “UGLY” IN WEEK 6 NFL ACTION October 18th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks It was an ugly weekend in football and sports in […]
Worst Week Ever 70 IN WHICH REMINDED YOU THAT YOU COULD BE AT NEW YORK COMIC CON WITH RICHARD CHRISTY RIGHT NOW October 14th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Friendly reminder: as of RIGHT THIS SECOND, the legendary Richard […]
Necessary Roughness 150 NECESSARY ROUGHNESS: THE RETURN OF THE RAIDERS, AND OTHER WEEK 5 ACTION October 10th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks The NFL lost one of its all-time greats last week […]
Worst Week Ever 130 IN WHICH WE CELEBRATED REIGN IN BLOOD‘S 25TH ANNIVERSARY October 7th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Happy birthday, Reign in Blood! We love you. You don’t sound […]
Necessary Roughness 210 NECESSARY ROUGHNESS: THE JETS GET WHOOPED, THE LIONS KEEP ROLLING AND MORE IN WEEK 4 NFL ACTION October 3rd, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Week four in the NFL saw some of the most […]
Necessary Roughness 260 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS, WEEK 3: IT SHOULD BE CALLED “NECESSARY ROUGHNESS” September 26th, 2011 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein I am still trying to figure out what kind of […]
Ask Oderus 120 ASK ODERUS: ODERUS URUNGUS MAN-HANDLES ANOTHER ROUND OF YOUR STUPID QUESTIONS! September 21st, 2011 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Ye ask, and ye shall receive; you asked Gwar’s Oderus […]
Worst Week Ever 70 IN WHICH WE CAUGHT BIG FOUR FEVER September 16th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg via WWTDD So much of this week ended up being […]
Necessary Roughness 320 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS WITH GWAR’S DAVE BROCKIE: A WEEK OF UPSETS + THE SKINS ARE UNDEFEATED September 12th, 2011 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Greetings sports and metal fans everywhere, and welcome back to […]
Ask Oderus 570 IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF… ASK ODERUS!!! August 10th, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks That’s right… he’s back! Oderus Urungus, the greatest singer in […]
Tour de Force 200 GWAR NORTH AMERICAN HEADLINING TOUR: PREPARE TO BE DRENCHED August 8th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg GWAR live is one of those things that I believe […]
\m/ 140 BIG BUSINESS GET \m/ ON FOX RED EYE August 5th, 2011 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein Word on that street is that longtime correspondent Oderus Urungus […]
...And F*ck You Too 830 25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1640 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT COMEDY METAL???? May 24th, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D I love music, but I am first and foremost a […]
Worst Week Ever 70 IN WHICH WE FRAKED OUR BRAINS OUT March 25th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So as it turns out, Periphery have a rather sizable […]
Ask Oderus 270 ASK ODERUS: ODERUS ANSWERS QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR MOM, A GWAR VIDEO GAME AND THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE March 21st, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Greetings human filth, it is I, Oderus… no need for […]
\m/ 480 IT’S VALENTINE’S DAY, LET’S LISTEN TO METAL AND F*CK February 14th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Ah, Valentine’s Day. Reviled by most, enjoyed by the smug, […]
Ask Oderus 530 ASK ODERUS RETURNS AGAIN! February 9th, 2011 at 12:00pm MetalSucks That’s right… he’s back! Oderus Urungus, the greatest singer in […]
\m/ 160 HO F*CKING HO December 25th, 2010 at 8:00am Axl Rosenberg Merry Christmas to all of our readers who, y’know. Celebrate […]
