New Stuff 630 GET ON THE METALLICA “HATE TRAIN” December 6th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Hate is a train That thunders aimless through my head […]
Br00tal-lists 510 ANALYSIS: ROLLING STONE NAMES 100 GREATEST GUITARISTS December 5th, 2011 at 2:30pm Anso DF We at MetalSucks have dealt with the paradoxes involved with […]
Greatest Hits 1230 Loutallica’s LuLu: The MetalSucks Reviews October 31st, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Thanks to HunterMC for the LULZy pic. Three years ago […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 210 AT LEAST JAMES HETFIELD STILL HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR October 26th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Is Lulu just the world’s greatest troll? Even if it […]
The Webernets 20 METAL INJECTION’S NEW YORK COMIC CON VIDEO REPORT, FEATURING RICHARD CHRISTY, CHUCK BB, AND SOME SCHMUCKS WHO RUN A METAL BLOG October 24th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg As you hopefully know by now, we teamed up with […]
\m/ 240 VINTAGE INTERVIEWS WITH JAMES HETFIELD, SCOTT IAN, KIRK HAMMETT, AND METAL FANS PROVIDE EPIC LULZ October 13th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Holy shit, this is at least the second funniest thing […]
...And F*ck You Too 420 Lars Ulrich’s Mouth Is Still Writing Checks His Music Can’t Cash October 3rd, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t know why anyone would trust anything Metallica has […]
New Stuff 1000 OBLIGATORY POST ABOUT LOUTALLICA’S “THE VIEW” (FULL SONG) September 26th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Loutallica, left to right: Rob Trujillo, Lars Ulrich, James Hetfield, […]
Greatest Hits 3520 RIGHT NOW: MetalSucks & Metal Injection Live Snark The Big Four!!! September 14th, 2011 at 3:47pm MetalSucks We have successfully arrived at Yankee Stadium and are sitting […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 430 THE CHOSEN FEW: JUDAS PRIEST FIND A NEW WAY TO SELL OLD STUFF September 14th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg To help promote their upcoming tour, on October 11 Judas […]
The Webernets 560 HOW IS LOU REED THE SECOND YOUNGEST LOOKING DUDE IN THIS PHOTO? August 18th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The official website for the upcoming Metallica/Lou Reed collaboration has […]
Rampant Rumors 470 IS DAVE MUSTAINE BECOMING LESS DELUSIONAL? August 11th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg No. No he is not. Mustaine’s latest declaration sure to […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 710 METALLICA MADE A RECORD WITH LOU REED June 16th, 2011 at 12:23am Axl Rosenberg Sorry to post at such an odd hour, but this […]
Metal Merch 520 GET READY FOR THE MONOTONY OF METALLICA MONOPOLY June 8th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg When I was a kid, Monopoly was always known as […]
Music Dorkery 550 METALLICA: …AND DEMOS FOR ALL May 19th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The demos for Metallica’s …And Justice for All have found […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 290 SATURDAY SONG TO BLACKEN CAJUN CATFISH FILET TO February 12th, 2011 at 5:17pm Kip Wingerschmidt BLACKENED CATFISH (CAJUN STYLE) 1 tsp. lemon-pepper seasoning 1 tsp. […]
Please Kill Me 600 WORST THING EVER OF THE DAY: ADAM LAMBERT COVERS METALLICA’S “ENTER SANDMAN” October 18th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Ever wondered if there someone who could make James Hetfield’s […]
Viral Vomit 470 SLOW RIDE THE LIGHTNING October 13th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Remember how that slowed-down Justin Bieber track inspired our very […]
Question of the Week 1290 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IF YOU COULD HAVE BEEN PRESENT FOR THE CREATION OF ANY SINGLE METAL ALBUM, WHICH ONE WOULD IT BE AND WHY? October 8th, 2010 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
...And F*ck You Too 610 LIMP BIZKIT DETERMINED TO COVER, RUIN EVERY SONG EVER October 6th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg In 1997 there was this girl that I was really […]
