Everyone's Replaceable 140 EPHEL DUATH’S NEWEST LINE-UP IS SSSSSSIIIICCCCKKKK December 7th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Italian prog metal maestros Ephel Duath are really just an […]
\m/ 360 SCIENCE FINALLY ASKS THE QUESTION: “WHAT IS THE MEANING OF METAL?” August 16th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg A 100% accurate portrayal of the research discussed in this […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 60 AWESOME CORONER INTERVIEW IS AWESOME June 21st, 2011 at 3:40pm Anso DF The men of Coroner, with Kreator (shirtless and far left) […]
Br00tal-lists 540 TEN MOST LIKELY METALHEADS IN ANIMATED MOVIES April 11th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks I’m at the point where I pretty much prefer animated […]
Interviews 90 BARREN EARTH CHECK IN FROM THE FINNISH METAL TOUR PART II February 24th, 2011 at 4:30pm Satan Rosenbloom Veteran touring musicians are able to tune all sorts of […]
\m/ 480 IT’S VALENTINE’S DAY, LET’S LISTEN TO METAL AND F*CK February 14th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Ah, Valentine’s Day. Reviled by most, enjoyed by the smug, […]
Question of the Week 1430 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IF THE BIG FOUR WERE THE BIG EIGHT, WHICH BANDS WOULD BE THE NEXT FOUR IN THE GROUP? January 28th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Cinemetal 100 SODOM: AN OUTBREAK OF EVIL IS STILL PREFERABLE TO AN OUTBREAK OF HERPES July 12th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Y’know what would be awesome? If the Teutonic Big Three […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 610 ABRAHADABRA! HERE’S THE NEW DIMMU BORGIR ALBUM ART July 9th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg So Dimmu Borgir have been slowly unveiling the cover art […]
Cinemetal 40 KREATOR “DESTROY WHAT DESTROYS YOU” June 25th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Our bro-bros over at Metal Injection have debuted the new […]
What the...?? 250 RYAN ADAMS: NOT CONTENT TO JUST F*CK UP A DIO COVER June 9th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Musically speaking, I can think of way worse people than […]
Kingdom of Sorrow Sucks 170 JAMEY JASTA: SEINE FÜNF BELIEBTESTE DEUTSCHE METAL-BANDS June 8th, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks #5 – Necrophagist Technical German death metal that crushes!
Exclusive 80 EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE: GET DARK AND DOOMY WITH BARREN EARTH’S “THE LEER” March 23rd, 2010 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein When I wrote an article in the wintry depths of […]
Show Reviews 240 KREATOR’S NORTH AMERICAN TOUR, REVIEWED AS THOUGH IT WERE A SOCCER MATCH March 18th, 2010 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Last weekend I was lucky enough to be back in […]
Interviews 80 EVILE’S OL DRAKE. METALSUCKS’ AXL ROSENBERG. THE BASEMENT KITCHEN OF THE NOKIA THEATRE. A METALSUCKS INTERVIEW. March 15th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Although at first glance at this photo makes it appear […]
Show Reviews 350 A BRIEF REVIEW OF THE KREATOR/VOIVOD/NACHTMYSTIUM/EVILE/LAZARUS A.D. SHOW ON SATURDAY NIGHT March 8th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Kreator’s twenty-fifth anniversary tour, which features the very strong supporting […]
Contests 880 HELLBENT FOR COOKING CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF THE HEAVY METAL COOKBOOK! December 7th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Did you know that if you eat before you start […]
Black Collar Workers 470 iMETAL November 10th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg You know how I know things aren’t all terrible in […]
...And F*ck You Too 1200 THE (MIS)APPROPRIATION OF METAL CULTURE CONTINUES September 25th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a picture of Ryan Adams, who would irritate the […]
Cinemetal 200 ALMOST TERRIBLE ENOUGH TO BE A METHODS OF MAYHEM SONG July 22nd, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg This mash-up of Kreator and Alicia Keys (featuring Eve) is… […]
