Tour de Force 210 WELL, DUH: THE ALICE IN CHAINS/DEFTONES/MASTODON TOUR IS A REALLY REAL THING April 29th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg The fact that anyone was treating the Alice in Chains/Deftones/Mastodon […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 90 GUESS WHO’S COMING TO NEW ENGLAND METAL & HARDCORE FEST April 23rd, 2010 at 10:00am Gary Suarez Last year, my esteemed colleagues Vince Neilstein and Van Arseface […]
Tour de Force 230 NOW THIS IS A COOL TOUR April 22nd, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg A lot of media outlets are treating this fall’s Alice […]
Levi/Werstler Sucks 460 GREAT MUSICIANS THAT COULD GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR DEFINITION OF GENRE (AND ARE MORE SUCCESSFUL FOR IT) April 20th, 2010 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Musicians are strange creatures. Their work hours and habits are […]
New Stuff 250 VALIENT THORR ARE ABOUT TO GET “DOUBLECROSSED” BY MASTODON, BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME AND BARONESS April 19th, 2010 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Valient Thorr are one of those bands you’ve got to […]
Cinemetal 200 MAYBE DON’T GET SO EXCITED ABOUT THAT MASTODON/JONAH HEX SCORE JUST YET April 19th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg We got all excited back in September when word first […]
Cinemetal 70 FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: BRENT HINDS, BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR April 15th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg The new video for Zoroaster’s “White Dwarf,” which just had […]
\m/ 340 DRUMSTERBATION WITH TOOL’S DANNY CAREY AND MASTODON’S BRANN DAILOR April 5th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg One of the best parts of the Tool Lateralus tour […]
Editorials 210 REMEDYING A GREAT INJUSTICE April 2nd, 2010 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Suckalo Alex_P sent us an email a few days ago […]
Hardcore Super Starr 3110 Hardcore Super Starr: Adult Film Actress Bobbi Starr on the Top Ten Metal Bands She Wishes Would Gangbang Her March 11th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Hello MetalSucks readers! I realize that most of you don’t […]
Br00tal-lists 330 ANOTHER TEASE FOR OUR NEW ARGUMENT-INDUCING LIST!!! March 11th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Oh boy oh boy! It’s almost time for us to […]
Metal Merch 290 HOW MUCH MORE BLACK CAN THESE VALIENT THORR SHOES BE? NONE MORE BLACK. March 3rd, 2010 at 9:40am Vince Neilstein Valient Thorr are one of the most entertaining live metal […]
Tour de Force 730 WHO THE F*CK IS PROGRAMMING THIS FESTIVAL? February 12th, 2010 at 2:35pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s the poster for this summer’s Sweden Rock Festival. You […]
Tour de Force 1060 GET THE TISSUES: MASTODON ANNOUNCE TOUR WITH BTBAM, BARONESS, AND VALIENT THORR February 8th, 2010 at 9:24am Axl Rosenberg Real metalheads only stage their own personal Whackin Festival with […]
Rampant Rumors 1200 UNINFORMED SPECULATION ON WHO WILL PLAY OZZFEST 2010 February 1st, 2010 at 12:14pm Axl Rosenberg So apparently Ozzfest is coming back this summer, and is […]
Exclusive 80 EXCLUSIVE DOWNLOAD: BLOOD OF THE TYRANT – “HELENA” January 12th, 2010 at 1:01pm Vince Neilstein Halfway between the classic stoner rock of Baroness and the […]
Reviews 20 QUICKIE REVIEW OF AN UNSIGNED BAND: SALVADOR January 11th, 2010 at 3:00pm Dave Mustein From time to time, new MetalSucks editorial intern Dave Mustein […]
Poll 250 METALSUCKS MANIACS CHOOSE MASTODON’S CRACK THE SKYE AS THEIR FAVORITE ALBUM OF 2009 January 4th, 2010 at 8:30am MetalSucks After posting our own year-end lists for 2009, we asked […]
The Hard R 1570 THE HARD R: DALLAS COYLE’S NON TOP 20 December 22nd, 2009 at 11:22am MetalSucks I’ve lost interest in metal. Playing it that is. I […]
Editorials 1000 THE SONG REMAINS THE SAME: GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE RESPONDS TO VINCE’S KILLSWITCH ENGAGE CRITICISMS December 16th, 2009 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Last week, during one of my daily perusals of this […]
