Music Dorkery 0 Maynard James Keenan’s Favorite Actual Tool is Apparently a Nail Gun November 7th, 2024 at 10:16am Haela Huntress And his next business ventures will be forays into gin and chocolate.
Editorials 0 Tool’s Maynard James Keenan Feels They “Missed the Boat” with Streaming October 20th, 2024 at 3:57pm Smokey Goretooth Waiting so long was definitely some clown shit to do.
News 0 Ozzy Osbourne to Be Honored by Maynard James Keenan, Zakk Wylde, Rob Trujillo and More at Rock Hall Ceremony October 3rd, 2024 at 11:01am Hesher Keenan It’s a who’s-who.
Br00tal-lists 0 Ten Terrible Acting Performances by Metal Musicians July 26th, 2024 at 2:39pm Jordan Blum Just because they can play or sing doesn’t mean they can act!
News 0 Steve Vai Says That He Welcomes Fans Recording Concerts on Cell Phones April 20th, 2024 at 9:00am Haela Huntress Is Steve Vai the anti-Maynard?
Punishing Pictorials 0 Photos: Sessanta (Primus, A Perfect Circle, Puscifer) at The Rady Shell at Jacobs Park in San Diego, California on April 18, 2024 April 19th, 2024 at 4:50pm Derek Tobias Happy birthday to you, Maynard James Keenan!
News 0 Maynard James Keenan Says He’s Going to Write New Music for All Three of His Bands April 18th, 2024 at 4:39pm Mandy Scythe We’ll believe it when new music for Puscifer, Tool, and A Perfect Circle is finally out.
News 0 Maynard James Keenan Says Work on Next Tool Album “Can’t Drag This Out Another 14 Years” April 3rd, 2024 at 10:31am Hesher Keenan Time isn’t on their side.
News 0 If Mike Tyson Kills Jake Paul in Upcoming Bout, Maynard James Keenan Partially to Blame March 18th, 2024 at 3:38pm Hesher Keenan It’s not gonna be pretty…
News 0 Maynard James Keenan Says Tool’s Involvement in Power Trip Festival Feels “Overwhelming” September 5th, 2023 at 4:06pm Hesher Keenan No pressure or anything.
Worst Week Ever 0 Bret Michaels Needs His Ears Checked, Vince Neil Still Can’t Sing and More Top Stories of the Week May 27th, 2023 at 12:34pm Em Shadows Other stories include the Marduk incident, Rob Zombie’s new album and a third Mötley Crüe story.
News 0 Tool’s Maynard James Keenan Says Rockville Performance in Drag Wasn’t Political May 23rd, 2023 at 1:11pm Hesher Keenan He says we’re reading too into his performance in drag.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Maynard James Keenan Performs in Drag in Florida, Challenging Anti-Trans Laws May 22nd, 2023 at 11:07am Em Shadows Eat your heart out, Florida.
Not Quite Metal? 0 Maynard James Keenan on Time Between Tool Albums: “It’s Frustrating” August 30th, 2022 at 9:46am Em Shadows There was a 13-year gap between their most recent albums.
Tool Time 0 Watch: Maynard James Keenan Offers Self-Defense Lesson That “Could’ve Saved Chris Rock’s Life the Other Night” April 1st, 2022 at 12:18pm Phil Boozeman The lesson really should be for all of Hollywood.
Tool Time 0 Video: Tool’s Maynard James Keenan Gets Drummer Danny Carey to Hit Gong With Dildo March 20th, 2022 at 8:50am Emperor Rhombus Lends a new meaning to “bang a gong.”
Worst Week Ever 0 Richie Faulkner and Dee Snider Love Dolly Parton, White Zombie’s La Sexorcisto Turns 30, and More Top Stories of the Week March 19th, 2022 at 9:01am Emperor Rhombus The MetalSucks Playlist – Week of March 13 to March […]
Tool Time 0 Video: Tool’s Maynard James Keenan Plays ‘Operation’ Behind Danny Carey’s Drum Kit Mid-Show March 12th, 2022 at 1:19pm Emperor Rhombus We’re losing him!
Lolz 0 Video: Tool’s Maynard James Keenan Plays Jenga Behind Danny Carey’s Drum Kit Mid-Show February 26th, 2022 at 9:34am Emperor Rhombus That lovable scamp.
Metal Etiquette 0 Video: Tool Stop Show When Fan Collapses, Use Spotlights to Create Path for Medical Personnel February 24th, 2022 at 8:52am Emperor Rhombus Good on ’em.
