Cinemetal 0 Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne Finally Wrote a Song So Awful that the Internet Has Collectively Rejected It April 23rd, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg “Hello Kitty,” a song they co-wrote, is being yanked from the internet left n’ right.
Metal in the Media 0 Comedian Patton Oswalt Defends Nickelback and Creed April 7th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg And he makes a pretty decent point!
Cinemetal 0 All That Remains Release Video for Nickelback Cover October 21st, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Oh, wait, you mean this ISN’T a Nickelback cover???
...And F*ck You Too 0 Poll: Is the New Duet Between Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne the Worst Song of All Time, Or Just the Worst Song of the Year? October 16th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Every time they sing “let it go,” it feels like encouragement to off myself.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Officially the End of An Era: Roadrunner Announces XXX: Three Decades Of Roadrunner Records Box Set August 15th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Four discs will chronicle the label’s history-to-date.
Metal in the Media 0 Steel Panther Not Playing Chad Kroeger/Avril Lavigne Wedding After All April 30th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg PHEW!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Sh*t Flows Downhill: The Marilyn Manson-Avril Lavigne-Steel Panther Connection April 11th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg AIDS.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Regular Bowel Movements Were a Bitter Memory December 14th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This concludes regular posting for 2012!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Sign Our Petition to Have Chad Kroeger Neutered and Avril Lavigne Spayed December 12th, 2012 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Demand that these two talentless ass clowns never procreate.
...And F*ck You Too 0 F*ck You, Avril Lavigne December 12th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Singer covers husband’s awful song.
Black Collar Workers 0 Let’s Gossip About How Much Money Famous Metal Vocalists Make November 30th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Celebritynetworth.com follows-up their list of rock’s richest drummers with one of rock’s richest singers.
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 0 Suck It and See November 20th, 2012 at 2:00pm Gary Suarez Opinions are like assholes, and yours probably could use a refreshing Wet Wipe.
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 0 On Nickelback and Narratives October 26th, 2012 at 2:00pm Gary Suarez Have you ever stopped and wondered why you hate one of the biggest rock bands in the world?
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: THE WAGES OF WUV [PRESENTED BY THE TRUTH] August 24th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch At MetalSucks, we truly love True Love. […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: SET A COURSE FOR MISADVENTURE August 10th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch Ahoy there MetalSucks readers! Have u ever […]
Cinemetal 0 BATMAN VS. AVENGERS: BATTLE OF THE SOUNDTRACKS July 20th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks THE FACEOFF The Dark Knight Rises opened at midnight, and […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE WERE BRONIES June 15th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Have you signed up for our email list yet? It’s […]
Greatest Hits 0 The Single Greatest Analysis of Nickelback’s Work Ever Written June 11th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg A+++++++++++++++
Lick My Label 0 ROADRUNNER RECORDS CUTS BAPTIZED IN BLOOD FROM THEIR ROSTER May 1st, 2012 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Well, pretty much everyone who was a fan of the […]
Neilstein Soundscam 0 NEILSTEIN ROSENBERG SOUNDSCAM: HIGH ON HIGH ON FIRE April 11th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Even as I type this, Vince is representing District MetalSucks […]
