Cinemetal 190 SAY, DID YOU KNOW THAT PROMISING YOUNG DIRECTOR JACK OSBOURNE IS OZZY OSBOURNE’S SON? May 2nd, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s true! I thought the Osbourne clan had simply been […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 230 IRON MAIDEN DRUMMER’S SPANK-BANK IS NOW FULL April 19th, 2011 at 10:00am Anso DF When word reached Lady Gaga last year that she’d been […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 90 IDOL REMAINS LIVE 7: YOUR ONE-WAY TICKET TO MIDNIGHT April 15th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF American Idol week 13 Wed The final eight perform famous […]
Editorials 360 GET WYLDE WITH “IDOL REMAINS” April 14th, 2011 at 10:30am MetalSucks Zakk Wylde appeared on American Idol last night, accompanying contestant James […]
...And F*ck You Too 180 YEAH, NO SH*T March 24th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg “Honestly, I’m not thinking about how to be relevant when […]
Metal in the Media 70 HISTORY IS METAL March 22nd, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg UPDATE: BOOO! Apparently these were part of an art project, […]
Editorials 1210 WOMEN ARE BETTER METAL SINGERS THAN MEN March 17th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks After listening to Psycho’s female blowtorch, Penny Torture, and Ava […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 320 PLAY GUITAR OKAY GET LAID TODAY March 3rd, 2011 at 2:00pm Anso DF Not you after today In the past few years, my […]
Editorials 90 LEYLA FORD RAMBLES ABOUT WHY ROCKSTARS SHOULDN’T RAMBLE February 21st, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Andy McCoy, one of the founding members of Hanoi Rocks, […]
Metal Etiquette 200 HEAVY METAL BLUNDERS: VINCE GETS SLAMMER, ALICE BASSIST CHAINED, LARSUIT + MORE INSANITY/INANITY February 21st, 2011 at 10:00am Corey Mitchell Round Two of Heavy Metal Blunders brings us, who else? […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 170 SHOSBOURNE SUCKS: SUIT SETTLED, SABBATH SILENCED February 15th, 2011 at 1:00pm Anso DF Back in December 2008, Ozzy Osbourne’s manager-wife Sharon hosted the […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 120 GUITAR ICON GARY MOORE, 1952-2011 February 7th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF In 1968, Gary Moore (above, top left) was just 16 […]
...And F*ck You Too 80 SUPER BOWL STUPIDITY ROUND-UP, PART 1: THE OZZY/BIEBER COMMERCIAL February 7th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg As promised, last night’s Super Bowl saw the debut of […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 60 THIS SHAT/WYLDE COLLABORATION IS GONNA BE DEEP, MAN February 2nd, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The once-great Zakk Wylde and has recorded a new version […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 110 THIS SHAT/WYLDE COLLABORATION IS GONNA BE DEEP, MAN February 1st, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The once-great Zakk Wylde and has recorded a new version […]
...And F*ck You Too 150 OZZY OSBOURNE IS A LONG-TIME JUSTIN BIEBER FAN January 31st, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg So, hey, remember how Ozzy Osbourne just made that Best […]
...And F*ck You Too 270 OKAY SO THIS IS WAY WORSE THAN WORKING WITH THE SHAT January 28th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg So Ozzy Osbourne and Justin Bieber apparently have shot a […]
Tweet Twat 330 THIS SHOULD REDEEM ZAKK WYLDE’S ARTISTIC CREDIBILITY January 26th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Well here’s a pair of tweets from William Shatner — yes, […]
Cinemetal 190 THE BEST METAL VIDEO WE’VE SEEN IN AGES ISN’T EVEN A METAL VIDEO January 25th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Until this morning, I’d never heard of Jogger, the not-at-all-metal […]
Cinemetal 170 CINEMETAL TRIFECTA OF DISAPPOINTMENT: NEW VIDEOS FROM OZZY, DEATH ANGEL, AND TIMES OF GRACE January 25th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I am in a seriously cranky fucking mood this morning, […]
