What the...?? 140 SAMMY? SAMMY, IS THAT YOU? August 20th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I just saw this dude out on the street: It […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 260 NOBODY LOOKS GOOD IN THEIR YEAR BOOK PHOTO June 29th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg There’s something reassuring about knowing that people one sometimes considers […]
Editorials 710 ON MICHAEL JACKSON June 26th, 2009 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg At the risk of sounding disrespectful: we cannot look at […]
Cinemetal 90 GRANDMA ALWAYS TOLD ME TO EAT LOTS OF CHICKENFOOT June 15th, 2009 at 1:56pm Vince Neilstein So, Chickenfoot released a new video last week. Chickenfoot of […]
...And F*ck You Too 240 F*CK YOU, GUITAR HERO: VAN HALEN. F*CK YOU IN THE EAR. June 4th, 2009 at 2:12pm Axl Rosenberg One of the most disappointing aspects of Guitar Hero: Metallica […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 90 BECAUSE EVERYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH DAVID LEE ROTH IS AUTOMATICALLY HILARIOUS (EXCEPT HIS SHORT-LIVED RADIO SHOW)… May 8th, 2009 at 4:59pm Vince Neilstein So obviously the fact that there’s a Spanish version of […]
Viral Vomit 280 FAT KID ROCKING THE F*CK OUT April 14th, 2009 at 12:58pm Vince Neilstein This, MetalSucks Maniacs and Maniacettes, is the very definition of […]
Poll 260 POLL: VAN HALEN OR VAN HAGAR? March 25th, 2009 at 4:31pm Vince Neilstein It’s a simple, yet controversial question. Vote below, then tell […]
Cinemetal 330 WATCHMEN‘S RORSCHACH: BORN OF TERRIBLE METAL March 5th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg So. Unless you live under a rock, chances are you’re […]
The Webernets 180 MICROSOFT SONGSMITH: A METAL CASE STUDY February 3rd, 2009 at 11:55am Vince Neilstein If you haven’t heard about the laughing stock that is […]
The Webernets 20 THOUGHT THAT DAVID LEE ROTH SOUNDBOARD WAS FUN? January 28th, 2009 at 2:12pm Vince Neilstein If you were as endlessly entertained by the David Lee […]
\m/ 1 HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDDIE VAN HALEN January 26th, 2009 at 10:17am Axl Rosenberg Inarguably one of the greatest, most influential, and most ripped-off […]
\m/ 210 THIS SHOULD PROVIDE AT LEAST TEN TO FIFTEEN SECONDS OF SOLID ENTERTAINMENT January 15th, 2009 at 9:52am Axl Rosenberg God bless Tyser, whoever the fuck Tyser is. Check it […]
Cinemetal 100 SPEAKING OF THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN… January 5th, 2009 at 2:57pm Vince Neilstein … here’s a fan-filmed live video with surprisingly decent sound […]
Editorials 40 Van Halen’s Tour Rider Proves That DLR and EVH Are Doin’ It for the Art December 5th, 2008 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Only, not really. Lest there was any doubt that Diamond […]
Br00tal-lists 850 F*CK ROLLING STONE PART DEUX: WHO ARE THE GREATEST METAL GUITARISTS OF ALL TIME? December 4th, 2008 at 3:00pm Corey Mitchell My first Fuck Rolling Stone post on metal singers was […]
Rampant Rumors 140 SCAR SYMMETRY HIRE… TWO NEW SINGERS?? October 7th, 2008 at 5:20pm Vince Neilstein A couple of weeks ago I cried myself to sleep […]
Editorials 80 ZAKK WYLDE IS THE NEW GUITAR HERO October 3rd, 2008 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Guitar Hero III featured Slash and Tom Morello as bosses […]
...And F*ck You Too 80 EDDIE VAN PALIN September 17th, 2008 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg You’d almost expect Eddie Van Halen to be a staunch […]
Cinemetal 40 DAVID LEE ROTH’S “RUNNIN’ WITH THE DEVIL” VOCAL TRACK July 31st, 2008 at 9:33am Vince Neilstein This is old, but whatever. The lack of pitch-correction on […]
