Cinemetal 0 There’s a New Chris Holmes Video! THERE’S A NEW CHRIS HOLMES VIDEO!!! December 3rd, 2020 at 2:57pm Axl Rosenberg Break out the hot dogs and celebra
New Stuff 0 A Detailed Analysis of the New Song and Music Video by Chris Holmes (“Formably of W.A.S.P.”) October 12th, 2020 at 3:18pm Axl Rosenberg Holmes’ current crowdfunding campaign is not going well.
Crushing Crowdfunding 0 Chris Holmes, “Formably of W.A.S.P.,” Launches GoFundMe Campaign on Indiegogo as a Result of “What the COVID Done” October 9th, 2020 at 12:01pm Axl Rosenberg Holmes was more articulate in The Decline of Western Civilization Part 2.
Metal Legacies 0 Metal and Rock Celebrities React to the Death of Frankie Banali August 22nd, 2020 at 11:35am MetalSucks Includes tributes from some of Banali’s former bandmates as well as members of Guns N’ Roses, Kiss, Megadeth, Anthrax, and more.
Worst Week Ever 0 Metal Albums Recreated With Family Guy Characters, New Deftones, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week August 21st, 2020 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes System of a Down, Meshuggah, In Flames, GWAR, and more.
Cinemetal 0 Someone Made a Documentary About Chris Holmes and I Could Not Be More Excited About It August 19th, 2020 at 10:26am Axl Rosenberg With all due respect to Bill & Ted Face the Music, this may be THE heavy metal cinematic comedy event of the year.
What the...?? 0 Watch Metal’s Favorite Grumpy Grampa, Chris Holmes, Interview Skindred September 12th, 2019 at 2:48pm Axl Rosenberg Includes such insightful questions as “You’re the bass player, right?”, “Do you have a label?”, and “Is that it?”.
Br00tal-lists 0 20 of the Worst Modern Metal Music Videos July 18th, 2019 at 3:43pm Axl Rosenberg Come for the derps, stay for the lulz.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Top 8 Romantic Metal Songs to Make Love To May 13th, 2019 at 2:04pm MetalSucks Eight sensuous metal songs to bone to, including Type O Negative, Deftones, Ozzy and more.
...And F*ck You Too 0 40 Metal Predictions for 2019 January 4th, 2019 at 11:50am Axl Rosenberg Look into our crystal ball and see what 2019 holds for Metallica, Slipknot, Slayer, Megadeth, Ghost, Ozzy Osbourne, Rob Zombie, and many more.
Br00tal-lists 0 Loudwire Says These are the Ten Best Hair Metal Bands July 10th, 2017 at 10:43am Axl Rosenberg Presumably of all time.
Metal Legacies 0 Former W.A.S.P. Guitarist Chris Holmes Films Sequel to His Infamous Pool Interview from Decline of Western Civilization Part II May 4th, 2017 at 12:08pm Axl Rosenberg He may be sober now, but he’s not any smarter.
Cinemetal 0 Watch Some of Chris Holmes’ Ridiculous New Reality Show, Holmes Sweet Holmes November 29th, 2016 at 12:13pm Axl Rosenberg “Holmes Sweet Holmes is just what we call Life, Love and Laughs,” says a ridiculous press release.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Songs For Independence Day Weekend! July 1st, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks USA! USA! USA! USA!
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Five Jams For A Happy Valentine’s Slay February 12th, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks What five songs soundtrack a heavy metal fan’s Valentine’s Day?
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week January 8th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Lemmy, Thy Art is Murder, Municipal Waste, and more.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Chris Holmes Deeply Misunderstands Why Lemmy Didn’t Want Him in Motörhead January 7th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus “He didn’t want me overshadowing him.” Ho boy.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What 5 Covers of *Beloved Hit Songs* Are Awesome? November 13th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Don’t feel bad, Corey Taylor and Lzzy Hale. Only these five have pulled it off!
Lolz 0 W.A.S.P.’s Blackie Lawless Does Not Understand How Hallucinogenics Work November 11th, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus “It’s impossible that any men could have written [the Bible] without divine inspiration.” My college sketchpads disagree.
Poetry In Motion 0 Reformed Zoophilic Blackie Lawless Needs Jesus Now November 6th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Presumably so he can fuck him like a beast.
