What the...?? 0 Watch Metal’s Favorite Grumpy Grampa, Chris Holmes, Interview Skindred September 12th, 2019 at 2:48pm Axl Rosenberg Includes such insightful questions as “You’re the bass player, right?”, “Do you have a label?”, and “Is that it?”.
Br00tal-lists 0 20 of the Worst Modern Metal Music Videos July 18th, 2019 at 3:43pm Axl Rosenberg Come for the derps, stay for the lulz.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Top 8 Romantic Metal Songs to Make Love To May 13th, 2019 at 2:04pm MetalSucks Eight sensuous metal songs to bone to, including Type O Negative, Deftones, Ozzy and more.
...And F*ck You Too 0 40 Metal Predictions for 2019 January 4th, 2019 at 11:50am Axl Rosenberg Look into our crystal ball and see what 2019 holds for Metallica, Slipknot, Slayer, Megadeth, Ghost, Ozzy Osbourne, Rob Zombie, and many more.
Br00tal-lists 0 Loudwire Says These are the Ten Best Hair Metal Bands July 10th, 2017 at 10:43am Axl Rosenberg Presumably of all time.
Metal Legacies 0 Former W.A.S.P. Guitarist Chris Holmes Films Sequel to His Infamous Pool Interview from Decline of Western Civilization Part II May 4th, 2017 at 12:08pm Axl Rosenberg He may be sober now, but he’s not any smarter.
Cinemetal 0 Watch Some of Chris Holmes’ Ridiculous New Reality Show, Holmes Sweet Holmes November 29th, 2016 at 12:13pm Axl Rosenberg “Holmes Sweet Holmes is just what we call Life, Love and Laughs,” says a ridiculous press release.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Songs For Independence Day Weekend! July 1st, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks USA! USA! USA! USA!
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Five Jams For A Happy Valentine’s Slay February 12th, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks What five songs soundtrack a heavy metal fan’s Valentine’s Day?
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week January 8th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Lemmy, Thy Art is Murder, Municipal Waste, and more.
Greatest Hits 0 Thirty of the Worst Heavy Metal Album Covers of All Time January 7th, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Includes albums by Iron Maiden, Pantera, Stryper, and more.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Chris Holmes Deeply Misunderstands Why Lemmy Didn’t Want Him in Motörhead January 7th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus “He didn’t want me overshadowing him.” Ho boy.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What 5 Covers of *Beloved Hit Songs* Are Awesome? November 13th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Don’t feel bad, Corey Taylor and Lzzy Hale. Only these five have pulled it off!
Lolz 0 W.A.S.P.’s Blackie Lawless Does Not Understand How Hallucinogenics Work November 11th, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus “It’s impossible that any men could have written [the Bible] without divine inspiration.” My college sketchpads disagree.
Poetry In Motion 0 Reformed Zoophilic Blackie Lawless Needs Jesus Now November 6th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Presumably so he can fuck him like a beast.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What 5 (More) Hair Metal Albums Are Essential? October 16th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Rolling Stone’s list of 50 awesome hair metal albums is awesome! What would you add?
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: October 9, 2015 October 9th, 2015 at 11:00am David Lee Rothmund More heavy new releases! Start with Ævangelist, W.A.S.P., Monster Magnet, Coheed And Cambria, Kowloon Walled City, Raventale.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 40 & 41: Chris Holmes vs. Danny Worsnop, Blake Judd vs. Wes Scantlin September 2nd, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Putz your hands in the air, and wave ’em like you just don’t care.
New Stuff 0 “Runaway” from the New W.A.S.P. Song August 14th, 2015 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg A metal song for people who like to shop at Roche Bobois.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Ten Guitarists We’d Be Happy to See Join Guns N’ Roses July 28th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Fantasy casting time! Who will have to learn a whole lotta GN’R material in the coming months???
