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MARILYN MANSON IS NO LONGER DATING A TEENAGER

 Friday, September 7th, 2007 at 10:19am by

evan_wood180.jpgEvan Rachel Wood turns 20 today, making her ongoing relationship with the God of Fuck only slightly less ridiculous.

A source inside the Manson camp tells us that Ted Nugent and Steven Tyler both called Manson this morning to urge him to “ditch the old lady,” but Manson fears his days of romancing the barely legal may be coming to an end in light of his declining record sales.

-AR

  • TJ

    Don;t care if she’s only 20. I’d still do horribly filthy things to her.

  • http://www.myspace.com/freaksystemband Sammy

    I just realized what Manson looks like. One of those claymation dolls in the Team America movie.

  • Wayne

    A big fat “MEH” for both of them. We get it, you’re fucking each other now. Why don’t you both go do that, and quit telling us about it? We’re not shocked by anything Manson does anymore, so all we have left to evaluate him on now is his dreadful music. At least Alice Cooper has some fucking tunes to be proud of at the end of the day.

    Rose McGowan is hotter than Evan Rachel Wood anyway.