Hard to believe it’s been almost a year since God Forbid slaughtered Sayreville at the concert filmed for their upcoming DVD; when we spoke to Doc Coyle last month, he made it sound like the DVD was finally done, with a just a few finishing touches to be completed on the documentary that would accompany the David Brodsky-directed concert film. I guess the release must finally be imminent, because now Coyle and his band mates are asking fans to give the thing a name:

“This contest will only be running for a week, and the grand prize winner will get their name listed in the DVD’s credits, receive an autographed copy of the DVD, an ESP/Cocaine Energy drink guitar and a case of cocaine energy drinks. The two runner ups will also receive a bunch of other awesome stuff. We’re going to pick the top three and have everyone vote on the best title from there. We will announce the winner on January 28. Good luck and let the games begin!”

Even if the band wasn’t giving away all that free shit to the winner (and by the way, putting the word “cocaine” in the name of your energy drink is the best terrible idea I’ve ever heard), this would still be pretty cool. The bragging rights this will afford some lucky God Forbid fan is surely going to be one of the highlights of his young life, right in between that time Mary Jane Rottencrotch let him feel her up in the backseat when they were at Anal Point and that time that he almost got into community college.

Seriously, though, I wish Megadeth or someone had given me the chance to name a concert video when I was a kid. So this is pretty sweet. To enter, just e-mail your DVD title submission to mail [at] centurymedia.com. Don’t forget to include your full name, age and mailing address. The contest runs through 12 p.m. on Friday, January 25.

-AR